Nicole and Joel Leave Baby and Go Party

This blurb from Page Six seemingly answers the Blind Item from Gatecrasher posted last week.

Blind item: Which recent mom is already bored with her new accessory? Despite pimping herself out to the celebrity mags as a loving parent, she is constantly finding reasons to leave the baby and "escape."

Page Six item: NICOLE Richie and Joel Madden's nanny must be raking in some serious overtime to watch the Hollywood party couple's new baby, Harlow Winter Kate Madden. During the Grammys weekend, the couple went to several parties each night for hours. Last weekend, Richie and Madden once again left their tot at home to spend some quality time with Joel's brother Benji and Lindsay Lohan at Teddy's in the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. They didn't rush home until the end of the evening - "It's almost as if they aren't parents," said a spy.

Tom and Katie at the LACMA Event

Katie Holmes looks amazing, and hubby Tom Cruise looks....short, at the Broad Contemporary Art Museum opening over the weekend. Other attendees were Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie.

Nicole Richie's Bangin' Post-Baby Bod

Two weeks after giving birth to Harlow, Nicole Richie steps out in skinny jeans, and looks amazing.

Hollywood's Coming Up Babies!

This was a huge week in the Hollywood baby factory, being that it is oh so cool to have that squalling little perfect accessory of the moment. I hear even Herpes Hilton is trolling for a prospective sperm donor so she can attend playdates. Lordy, I see the area pharmacy sales of Valtrex tripling this year in response.

On to happier news....

Nicole Richie had a girl named Harlow Winter Kate Madden. Christina Aguilera had a boy named Max Liron Bratman. Casey Affleck's wife had a son. Courtney Thorne-Smith had a boy named Jacob Emerson. And David Alan Grier's wife had a girl named Luisa Danbi.

Babies, babies, and more babies! On the Celebrity Baby Blog there were alot of pregnancy announcements from "celebs" I had never heard of, so if anyone is interested in the buns in the various ovens, feel free to click away.

Should Brody Jenner Be Worried?

I wonder if Brody Jenner is scratching his head and asking himself what his ex Nicole Richie is doing lunching with his other ex/BFF/whatever Lauren Conrad? Is this the oddest pair up since bananas and mayonnaise, or what??

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Nicole Shows Off Her Baby Bump

Nicole Richie took a little Hawaiian vacation this week with her baby daddy Joel Madden, and showed off her newly curvy figure in an itsy bitsy string bikini. She is five months along.

Nicole's 28-year-old beau has been speaking about his excitement at the prospect of fatherhood. "It's the best thing that has ever happened to us. It's awesome," he reveals. "The baby has started kicking, and I've already gone out and bought a stroller and a playpen for the nursery."

Cue the "Awwwww's".

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Hollywood Baby Watch: Halle and.....Paris?

Rumors are a-flyin' that 41 year old Halle Berry is 3 months preggers with the offspring of gorgeous model Gabriel Aubrey. Sources say that the film 'Tulia', starring Berry and Billy Bob Thornton, has been shelved because of her condition. It was have started filming in October.

In other baby "news", Paris Hilton has announced her plan to have a child by next year, and is getting her body in tip-top shape in order to be pregnant.

I guess she must have been jealous over all the press mileage her frenemy Nicole Richie has been getting since getting knocked up. No word yet on who the sperm donor might be.

Hilary Duff Runs Into Ex Benji on TRL

Well color this moment awkward when Hilary Duff, while co-hosting MTV's Total Request Live, ran smack into her ex Joel Madden who was there to perform with Good Charlotte.

"It was a little strange at first, but I wish nothing but good for him and I know that he wishes the same for me," Duff told PEOPLE. "I'm happy and he's happy and I think that's all that counts."

Madden has been dating Nicole Richie, and things are supposedly serious enough between the lovebirds that reports say they are to be married soon in Mexico. Before Nicole, Madden and Duff dated for two and a half years.

I wonder if Hil will be getting the sonn-to-be-newlyweds anything they registered for....

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Richie and Madden Engaged

The National Enquirer reports that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are indeed engaged and will be getting married at Las Ventanas resort in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

The lovebirds reportedly were set to elope in Las Vegas last month, but wanted to get Lionel Richie's blessing first. Instead they exchanged promise rings and went to talk to Nicole's daddy when they returned.

Rumors say that the pair will be married in front of 100 friends and family in a small ceremony on an undisclosed date.

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Nicole Richie Taking ADD Drug to Lose Weight

In Touch magazine reports that Nicole Richie has been taking excessive amounts of the prescription drug called Adderall, which is mainly used to treat Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, possibly because it acts as an appetite suppressant.

"She loves Adderall because she stays awake, and it makes her not want to eat," says a close pal. "And she takes it even more when she's filming."

Although her rep denies that she uses the drug, a pal says Nicole's actually increased her dosage: "She's taking more and more lately."

This would account for her dramatic weight loss over the past year and inability to regain any of that weight. She has also been to see nutritionists and doctors to try and help her get into and maintain a more healthful lifestyle.

Nicole, first step, put down the drugs that turn you into Skeletor. Step two: eat something!

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Richie and Madden Exchange Rings

Contact Music reports that while Nicole Richie and Joel Madden aren't yet engaged, they have exchanged rings, and Nicole wears hers on her wedding ring finger.

An inside source says that they wouldn't be surprised if the couple became engaged within the next six months.

Madden recently broke up with Hilary Duff, and Richie was seeing DJ AM.

Greasy Bear is "Assinine Bear"

Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis made a total ass of himself at Paris Hilton's birthday party, insulting guests, breaking glasses, and throwing objects. Two targets in particular, Paula Abdul and Courtney Love, exited the festivities early, and the scene left Paris in tears.

The evening started at Prime Grill in Beverly Hills, where guests included Abdul, Love, Davis, Stavros Niarchos, Nicole Richie, Joel Madden, Hilton's parents, and more. Around 10pm, Davis, who was visibly intoxicated, began haranguing Paula Abdul, alternately throwing flowers at her and then ridiculing her heritage by speaking gibberish in a faux Arabic accent. Abdul, who was supposed to sing Happy Birthday to Paris, left the party early before singing, when Davis began throwing Styrofoam flower cups at her. Then Davis grabbed Courtney Love, picked her up and had her straddling his waist, while he screamed "I wanna squirt on you!" and dry humped her. All this in front of Love's daughter, Frances Bean. Courtney and Frances also exited early, leaving through the kitchen. After breaking glasses and knocking over candles on the table, Davis was "encouraged to leave".

The party then moved to Hilton's house, where Davis had the cajones to show up and invite himself in. Security kept him downstairs, where he was kept away from Paris for the rest of the evening.

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Good Charlotte Will Host Guest on Tourbus

Taking a page from the Jessica Simpson play book, Nicole Richie will be going on tour with boyfriend Joel Madden's band, Good Charlotte.

A pal tells Life & Style magazine, "Joel and Nicole discussed the idea of being apart while he toured and weren't looking forward to it. Being cramped in a bus is far from ideal, but they want to do it. Nic's really looking forward to it."

The two have reportedly been house hunting together, and have been dating about three months.

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Richie and Madden to Shack Up

Nicole Richie and relatively new boyfriend Joel Madden are househunting. The two have been dating for a few months, and have exchanged I-love-you's already. Hopefully Nicole doesn't sign on the dotted line anytime soon, since she could face up to a year in jail if the DUI charges stick.

A source told US Weekly "Nicole hasn't moved in with him yet...but they are looking at places."

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Brody Jenner Tries to Extend His 15 Minutes

Brody Jenner, recently profiled in Details magazine, is now saying that he is "horrified", and was misunderstood and misquoted by the article. Jenner tells PEOPLE that the article unfairly makes him look uncaring about those he truly cares about.

"I have broad shoulders and can handle what is written about me personally but when I am misquoted or mischaracterized as exhibiting a disrespectful attitude towards someone I care about, I feel I need to clarify the situation," says Jenner. "I genuinely love Nicole... I would never say or do anything hurtful to those I love and respect. I'm sorry it was represented that way."

Asked for comment about the story Details editor-in-chief Daniel Peres tells PEOPLE: "Details stands by the story 100 percent."

Mischa Crashes Nicole's Car

On again BFF's Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton were hanging out this past weekend, and Barton dropped Richie off at a tanning salon. As Barton was getting under way again, she banged Richie's car into another one, causing a slight bit of damage. She exchanged details with the other driver, and then sped off looking visibly annoyed.

These girls just need to hire drivers and be done with it.

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Celebutard Celebrates Birthday Circus Style

Paris Hilton, heirhead extraordinaire, celebrated her 26th birthday in style in Las Vegas at the Hard Rock this past weekend. What do you get to entertain the celebutard that has everything? Well midgets, goats, and a monkey, of course!

A source told the New York Post, "There were midgets leading a pack of goats around the room and Paris was playing with a monkey. Paris spent a lot of time making out with Stavros and dancing. They downed TY KU liquor and bottles of Dom Perignon."

Sounds very highbrow to me.

Sources also said that she divided her time between making out with Niarchos, and broke billionaire, Brandon "greasybear" Davis, and that the three ended up spending the night in the same suite later in the evening.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

A big no-show for the night was BFF, Nicole Richie, who Paris announced several times was onher way, but ultimately bagged the festivities for unknown alternatives. One who did make an appearance was Scott Storch, whom Paris had insulted previously by skipping his birthday party in Miami.

Paris and her bestest buds then moved the party to a bowling alley, where they stayed until the wee hours.

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Brody Jenner: L.A. Man-Whore

Who is Brody Jenner, you ask? I've got the answer. He's just some guy, who decided one day with his buddy, other LA man-whore Spencer Pratt, that he wanted to become famous, and he was going to do it by dating someone famous. The two clubrats settled on Nicole Richie, and through a discussion of her famed non-eating habits pegged her as Jenner's ticket to notoriety. He's also Olympic athlete Bruce Jenner's son, but he chose not to play that card much.

Pratt said, "Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you're gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that sh--, bro. You'll be, like, a f---ing hero to America."

The two began dating last August, and Jenner's name suddenly became known, but his relationship with Richie hit the skids soon after. So he and his buddy, Pratt, had to come up with plan B, which was for both of them to date the girls from MTV's 'The Hills', and get their faces out for all of America's gen Y'ers to see. Brody bagged Lauren Conrad, and Spencer took on her roommate Heidi Montag. Pratt and Montag's relationship is currently playing out for the MTV crowd, while Jenner's stab at LC only lasted a few episodes.

However the plan to become quasi-famous has worked, because Jenner is the subject of a Details magazine interview, and US Weekly is running a contest to win a date with him. It follows the same premise as the movie 'Win a Date With Tad Hamilton', and the "lucky" winner will be flown to LA for the star treatment and a date with the erstwhile Jenner.

Brody however, just wants to meet a nice non-LA girl. He says that the scene in LA is fake, and like a movie set 24/7. "This whole scene, this whole town – it's so fake," he says. "It's like a movie set, like my life is a movie set. These people, they all think it's real, but it's not."

In fact, this nice girl scenario could be just what his new MTV show needs, he says. "Actually, you now, that's gonna be a component of our new MTV show – me leaving L.A. to meet a normal girl. It might be hard, though, with all the cameras."

You think? No movie set in that set-up.

To read the entire Details article, click here.

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Nicole Richie Terrified of Wearing Stripes

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Nicole Richie seems to keep getting herself in trouble, and this time she might have to do a little jail time, and she's terrified. When she and Paris Hilton were seen at Mr. Chow's last week, onlookers noticed that Hilton seemed to be comforting her on-again/off-again friend.

Richie was arrested on a DUI in early December for driving the wrong way down a California freeway. When officers caught up to her she was parked facing the wrong way in the carpool lane talking on her cel phone. After failing a field sobriety test, the 25 year old admitted to having smoked marijuana earlier in the evening, and had taken a Vicodin.

Richie is the proud recipient of a previous DUI from 2002, and if convicted of a second offense, it carries with it a mandatory jail sentence of a whopping five whole days. Richie would also lose her license for a year, and be ordered to attend an alcohol education program for a year-and-a-half, even if the second conviction is not alcohol-related.


A source told Life and Style Weekly magazine, "She was really freaking out. Paris kept telling Nicole not to worry, that everything was going to be fine."

Paris & Nicole Catch Up

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Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie leave Mr. Chow's after dinner together last night. I LOVE Nicole's cute dress! And Paris is unusually under-wraps and demure in jeans and sweater.