Christina Aguilera Channels Old Hollywood

Christina Aguilera loses the icky orange spray tan, and brings back some serious Old Hollywood glam for the Stephen Webster jewelry line.

Xtina and Max Pose for People

Christina Aguilera poses with new son Max on the cover of People magazine.

Tom and Katie at the LACMA Event

Katie Holmes looks amazing, and hubby Tom Cruise looks....short, at the Broad Contemporary Art Museum opening over the weekend. Other attendees were Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie.

Thanks for the Mammaries, Xtina!

Christina Aguilera busted out her post-pregnancy (and otherwise) enhanced boobies yesterday at a DVD signing in WeHo. No young boys were injured in the taking of this photo.

Hollywood's Coming Up Babies!

This was a huge week in the Hollywood baby factory, being that it is oh so cool to have that squalling little perfect accessory of the moment. I hear even Herpes Hilton is trolling for a prospective sperm donor so she can attend playdates. Lordy, I see the area pharmacy sales of Valtrex tripling this year in response.

On to happier news....

Nicole Richie had a girl named Harlow Winter Kate Madden. Christina Aguilera had a boy named Max Liron Bratman. Casey Affleck's wife had a son. Courtney Thorne-Smith had a boy named Jacob Emerson. And David Alan Grier's wife had a girl named Luisa Danbi.

Babies, babies, and more babies! On the Celebrity Baby Blog there were alot of pregnancy announcements from "celebs" I had never heard of, so if anyone is interested in the buns in the various ovens, feel free to click away.

Aguilera Goes Naked for Marie Claire

Christina Aguilera declares "Every day is Sunday!" and rips off all her clothes to show off her orangey spray tanned lump. Are we still not commenting yet on if we are pregnant, or did we just eat a really big breakfast?

In other news, Marie Claire decided to use a cover story asking "Are you obsessed with tanning, bleaching and Botoxing?" mere centimeters away from Xtina's bleached and tanorexic bod.

Christina Aguilera is Growing a Football Team in There

Remember just like, last week when Christina Aguilera's un-admitted baby bump was just a bump? And then in the space of like, a week, the bump has grown into a ginormous pregnancy belly? What the hell happened to that kid in a week?? Does just admitting that your pregnant spur a sudden onset of growth in fetuses? Does she have a whole football team in there?

Go back to denying the pregancy rumors, Xtina. Save yourself!

Hollywood Pregnancy Rumors Confirmed

Christina Aguilera and Cate Blanchett both confirmed that they are expecting bouncing bundles. Xtina chose to state the ridiculously obvious, while Cate's baby rumors had just started recently.

This will be the third child for Blanchett and her hubby, and the first (though the rumors are twins) for Xtina and hubby Bratman.

Drunktastic Paris Hilton Outs Xtina's Pregnancy

Amid a weekend of trainwrecks in Las Vegas, celebutard/ex-con Paris Hilton did a number on Christina Aguilera by drunkenly toasting the singer's pregnancy.

What?

The pair were partying at LAX Nightclub in the Luxor hotel on Saturday night when Hilton grabbed a microphone and paid tribute to Aguilera, as she and her husband Jordan Bratman looked on in shock.

Hilton said, "Congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world. You're gorgeous."

Unfortunately, Aguilera has never publicly confirmed a pregnancy, though she has a pretty obvious tummy bump going on.

Well, that's what friends are for! Doh!

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Christina Aguilera or Granny Smith?

Granny, my what big glasses you have.....Granny, my what an orange glow you've got....You're not my Granny! It's Christina Aguilera exiting her NY hotel in a bathrobe, chenille blankie, hairnet, and high heels. Xtina is in town for a tour stop in Uniondale, NY.

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Aguilera Pulls an Ashlee at the Garden

Christina Aguilera, known around the world for her voice, disappointed fans at Friday's Madison Square Garden performance by apparently lip-syncing to her songs.

The 'Beautiful' star encountered undisclosed technical problems at the concert in Madison Square Garden, New York City, prompting the audience to speculate the star was miming during the entire set. Aguilera's manager Irving Azoff has admitted there was a sound-related problem at the concert. He tells the New York Daily News, "Miss Aguilera is one of the most talented vocalists to ever grace the stage; however, we did have a technical problem with the sound equipment at the Garden."

Somehow I think the backlash for Christina won't be anywhere near the neighborhood that Ashlee Simpson suffered for lip-syncing an SNL performance. Of course, Xtina isn't just launching her career either, and we all know she has a great voice.

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Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day

Christina Aguilera leaves me a little at a loss for words. Again, this woman needs to lay off the spray on tan! It just looks orange against the white of her dress. The next thing wrong here is the blinding white seamless bra which shows right through her second skin dress. Maybe if the dress was a couple of sizes larger, it would work better. And what is up with those geriatric spandex hose or leggings or whatever they are? And girl, lighten up on the blush. You look like you been playing in mama's makeup drawer again.

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What a Girl Wants...Christina's Got It!

Britney Spears's people have contacted Christina Aguilera's rep, Cindy Guagenti, to see about what can be done about repairing and rebuilding the Britster's shattered image.

While Britney is circling the toilet bowl in all aspects of her life, Christina is at the top of her game, both personally and professionally.

Brit has gone through several PR firms over the last few years, and was handled by Leslie Sloane Zelnik, who works at the same firm as Guagenti.

I think it will take more than a little fancy PR spin to fix what ails Britney.

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More Stork Rumors

A TomKat flunky was dispatched to La Petit Tresor, trendy BevHills baby boutique to the stars, to have the store come up with layouts for a baby boy's room. The estimated cost of said room is in the neighborhood of $45,000, and the themes given were: sports, nursery rhyme, baby blue, and cartoons. The deadline for coming up with the decor plans was given as April 15, which happens to be three days before Suri's first birthday.

So is all the brouhaha nonsense, given that Katie is putting the kibosh on cranking out babies? Or will the Cruises add to their brood the Brangelina way, and pick up a new third world country orphan? Or is this just the musings of some PR person who is trying to score points for the baby boutique. Think Christina Aguilera and some recent baby rumors started by an employee of another BevHills boutique, Bellini.

Aguilera Not Pregnant

Christina Aguilera has had to shoot down reports of a pregnancy after an employee of chi-chi LA baby boutique, Bellini, claimed that the star and her hubby shopped for items and told her they were expecting.

The sales assistant was reported to have said: "(Aguilera) came in with her husband, and he sat in one of the big chairs and let her do her shopping. They said they don't know what they're having. "They seemed really excited. She was talking to (another customer) and she said she took a home pregnancy test and that it was positive. She kept saying they'd have to come back when they knew the sex of the baby."

A spokesperson for Aguilera says, not only did she not say she was pregnant, but was never in the shop at all.

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Ryan Gosling Thinks He Corrupted Brit and Xtina

Poor Ryan Gosling feels somehow responsible for the sexpots that fellow Mouseketeers Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears have turned into.

He told an interviewer that when they were all on The Mickey Mouse Club together, he led sex chat sessions during their behind the scenes off time, and worries that he may have inspired them to take their clothes off in later times.

"They (Mickey Mouse Club co-stars) would come and ask me questions about sex and I just told them what I heard... positions and stuff. All the mothers went to Disney (show executives) and told them I was corrupting their kids. I feel somewhat responsible for how sexual (Britney) is now. When I see her with a snake around her neck, I think, `Did I do that?'"

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Xtina Maxim Covergirl

Christina Aguilera looks hot on the cover of the next Maxim magazine, and not quite as orange as usual. She definitely needs to cut down on the spray tan, or try a different shade.

Christina Aguilera Wants to Act

Drrty singer, Christina Aguilera, is ready to try her acting chops, and says she has been reading scripts for a number of years trying to find the right project. While on her upcoming tour, she plans to reads scripts on the road.

Though anxious to get her feet wet in acting, she says it's important to have the right film before just jumping in.

She said: "I'm waiting for the right thing to come along. It's important it's the right role."

It remains to be seen if she comes off as Britney Spears good, or Jennifer Hudson good in her chosen role.

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