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Parents, lock up your kiddo's, 'cause Michael Jackson's back! TMZ reports that "The Gloved One" has returned stateside, but no one seems to know where he is....and that's the way he wants to keep it. Jackson gave a phone interview with the AP yesterday, but refused to reveal his whereabouts "for security reasons". On a more bizarre note, the interviewer was only allowed to ask one question, which was "How are you?", to which Jackson replied "I'm fine, thank you."
The King of Flop has made recent US appearances at James Brown's funeral, and in Las Vegas where he spent a bunch of money he doesn't have. Fortunately, he has a chance to make up for the spent dough in Japan in March, where fans will have to pay over 3 grand to shake his gloved hand.
Watch out you fans! Who knows where that hand has been??