Mike Tyson to be Reality Star

Mike Tyson is getting a reality show. Trouble is, no one has any idea what it is going to be about. The ideas being tossed around are finding Tyson a wife, or focusing on his struggle with sobriety.

Tyson wanted desperately to get on 'Dancing With the Stars', but was turned down because of his prison record. Personally I think they were afraid he might bite off his dance partner's ear after he tried to rape her.

Just kidding, Mike!

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Yo, Adrian! Mike Tyson Wants To Kill Me!

From Gossip Momma



SYLVESTER STALLONE declined a request by MIKE TYSON to star as his opponent in latest sequel ROCKY BALBOA, because he is “still too young to die”.
The 60-year-old actor didn’t fancy getting into the ring with the former heavyweight boxing champion.
He says, “Mike wanted to fight me in this film but I thought it was a bad idea. I know I’m not that young, but I’m still too young to die.
“I said, ‘Thanks, but I don’t think that would be a very good idea. Thank you very much.’ “But he kept calling the office saying he wanted to be in the film fighting me. Eventually, I relented and said he could be in the audience. Then I never heard from him. Suddenly, when I turn up in the ring he’s there at the side.
“I turned round and said to the crew, ‘Can you make sure you keep that son of a bitch out of the ring. If he gets in he’ll kill me.’ The man’s a killer.”