Courtney and Kate: Pot + Kettle = Very, Very Black

One of the biggest messes in the history of celebritydom won't buy the home of the other biggest mess, because the house is such a big mess. In other words, Courtney Love has backed out of buying a house from Kate Moss because it is too "dark and depressing", and needs too much work.

The former Hole singer, who looked around Kate's north London property once before, backed out of plans to purchase the mansion after a second inspection left her "horrified".

Courtney is said to have told friends the three-bedroom house wasn't worth the $7 million price tag because it is in such poor condition.

One pal told Britain's Sunday Mirror newspaper, "Courtney had a viewing and wasn't convinced, but Kate persuaded her to take a second look. That was when Courtney noticed the house was in a state - with scratched floors and old-looking plug sockets. She said it was a mess and she would need to clean it up.

"Courtney said the magnolia and pink walls made the house look depressing and sterile. She told Kate the house wasn't worth $7 million because of the redecorating."

The 43-year-old rocker even disapproved of the supermodel's art collection, which includes a print of the late Sex Pistols rocker Sid Vicious and a vampire painting.

The source added, "There was a painting of Sid Vicious in the bathroom, which Kate said was valuable, and she offered to throw it in. But Courtney said she couldn't bathe with Sid hanging over her."

Yeah, because I'm sure Courtney Love is the paragon of good taste, and a house purchased from her would be in pristine condition, and artfully decorated.

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Kate Moss poses in a platinum wig for her new Topshop clothing campaign.

Crackhead Pete Getting Drug Quitting Implant

Britain's very own Babyshambles frontman, Crackhead Pete Doherty, is going in to a clinic today to be fitted for an implant to help him quit doing drugs. The implant is a pellet which contains naltrexone, and will be inserted under the skin of Doherty's stomach.

A friend of Pete's said: "Pete hopes this new implant will help him quit for good."

In the meantime, girlfriend Kate Moss is due to appear in London's Topshop store to promote her new fashion line. Early reports say that the line is nothing but a copy of the contents of Kate's closet, and has been panned in the US by designers.

Crackhead Pete Still Nasty

Stay back, girls! Crackhead Pete Doherty is already taken! I know he looks delicious with his open sores, bloody nostrils, unwashed everything, and nasty dirty fingernails, but Kate Moss has scooped him up for her very own, and they are planning to be married.

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Kate Moss + White Powder = ?

Kate Moss goes back to the UK, and celebrates her first night home with Crackhead Pete by ending up with a mysterious powdered white substance all over her outfit. Hmmmm.....

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Crackhead Pete Takes Away Kate's Sexy

Kate Moss is dropping off FHM's list of the world's sexiest women because her rocky relationship with crackhead Pete Doherty is a major turnoff to men.

FHM executive editor Chris Bell explains, "In the fashion world Kate is considered one of the most beautiful women, but according to FHM readers she's past it. Kate's alleged hard party lifestyle is starting to take its toll and she's definitely starting to look a little weathered. Kate's size zero look might be winning her million dollar fashion contracts, but the average guy on the street prefers someone much more womanly."

Keira Knightley and British glamour model Keeley Hazell are favorites to claim the 2007 title.

It doesn't look like Kate will redeem herself anytime soon since rumor has it that she and Crackhead Pete are getting set to wed in the near future, as soon as he is legally able to travel.

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Odd Couple of the Week: Rupert Grint and Katie Lewis

Rupert Grint, wholesome red headed sidekick of Harry Potter, has hooked up with Katie Lewis, not so wholesome ex-junkie/ex-girlfriend of crackhead Pete Doherty. See why I've named them the odd couple of the week?

The two met a couple of weeks ago at the UK NME Awards, where Crackhead Pete and current squeeze Kate Moss were forcibly removed for bad behavior, and they've been going strong ever since.

They look kind of cute together, both with vivid red hair.

Katie is currently in a band called Bonnie and Clyde, and Rupert has just signed on for two more 'Harry Potter' films.

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Crackhead Pete Admits He's a Crackhead

Loveable crackhead Pete Doherty has come out and told us all something that none of us knew: He's a crackhead!

He recently admitted that he still smokes crack every day, despite entering and exiting rehab, a myriad of arrests, and multiple dumpings by fiancee Kate Moss.

In an interview with the New York Daily News newspaper, Pete said: "I always stumble back on it sooner or later, even if it's for half an hour a day."

The wild rocker even reportedly pulled out a crack pipe and lit up during the interview.

Pete has previously confessed to once turning to selling his body to feed his drugs habit.

He said: "There was no shame, because I kind of knew they were just lonely p***ed-up old queens. And $27 was a lot of money!"

Why the hold up, Kate?? Crackhead Pete is a hell of a catch and a sexy mo-fo!

NOT!

Kate and Pete Get Randy in an Alley

Kate Moss and her druggie boyfriend Pete Doherty just can't seem to stay out of trouble. After Doherty allegedly fed marijuana to a penguin, the couple went to Britain's NME Awards....and got kicked out for trying to have sex.

Moss was slated to present an award, but before that could happen the pair were caught trying to sneak into the restroom together. They were asked by security to return to their table. Later, they were caught out in the dark alleyway behind the venue getting hot and heavy. They were removed by their own security, and put into their car.

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Pete Doherty Could Be in Trouble Again

Pete Doherty better watch his back from angry animal rights people after he allegedly threw a marijuana blunt into a penguin enclosure, and one of the penguins ate it.

Pete caused chaos at the Cotswold Wildlife Park, in Oxfordshire, when he threw what looked like a cannabis joint to the penguins.

The rocker - who has been treated for drug addiction - was showing off in front of Kate when he hurled the alleged joint into the pen.

One of the Humboldt penguins promptly swallowed it.
A source told The Sun: "Everyone knew he was smoking
grass. He was joking about getting the penguins stoned. He threw them his joint and it looked like one penguin gulped it down. It seemed very wobbly."

Last night (27.02.07), London Zoo's chief veterinary officer blasted Pete's antics.

Andrew Routh fumed: "Feeding a penguin cannabis could be fatal. It contains toxins that attack the nervous system and liver."

What a dumbass.

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Kate Moss Has to Do Pee Test for Visa

UK model Kate Moss will have to pass a drug test if she wants to obtain a US work visa. The model wants a visa in order to tour the US promoting her new perfume.

Moss was given the bad news after a visit to the US embassy in London this week, and left the premises looking dejected.

The embassy placed the stipulation on the 33 year old after photos of Moss taking cocaine surfaced in a British newspaper in 2005.

Hopefully she is smart enough to substitute anyone elses urine besides her druggie boyfriend Pete Doherty's.

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Kate Moss Gets Waxed

British Supermodel/drug addict Kate moss gets her own wax figure at Madame Tussaud's in London. This rendition of Kate is much better than some of the other recent wax figures released at the famed museum.

We can't wait to see a wax figure of Pete Doherty sitting next to Kate on the chaise, shooting up.

Kate Moss Too Old For Rimmel?

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Rumors are swirling that Kate Moss could be getting the axe from her lucrative deal with Rimmel makeup because she is looking too old these days. Could it be that her 24 hour parties, drug use, and drinking is aging the 33 year old before her time? She has been heard complaining that she needs Botox for whatever wrinkles she may have. Also 33 is considered way over the hill in modeling circles.

"Rimmel is a range for the younger market so that worried them. Now bosses are looking for younger models who can give the brand a fresh approach. Girls have been contacted in secret", a source said.

Kate has heard nothing from Rimmel, as of yet, and neither has either party commented officially to the press.

Kate Moss & Pete Doherty's Latest Drama

From The Daily Blabber




Despite rumors of problems following their Buddhist non-wedding ceremony on New Year’s Day, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty spent the second half of the weekend together at her country home outside London (pictured). The first half? After trying to make a paparazzo eat a guitar, Petey spent the night in jail (again!) after getting pulled over in a car that was reported stolen.
Again, I must say that if I ever get arrested, I hope that it takes place in England. The kid has been arrested more times in the last year than Lindsay Lohan has been hospitalized and Britney has flashed her crotch -- combined! And that’s saying a lot.

Meanwhile, Kate and Pete’s real wedding is set to take place sometime this month... provided he’s not incarcerated or in rehab.

Ah, the glamourous life of rock ‘n’ rollers.