Eva loves Calvin Klein Undies!!!

Eva Mendes is said to be the new face of Calvin Klein Underwear…according to WWD

She volunteered herself into rehab to deal with substance abuse and personal issues. It's been the trend that celebs go to rehab and come out with several new deals. Well the Calvin Klein deal was in the works long before Eva went to rehab. She's also going to be the spokesperson for a TBD Calvin Klein fragrance.

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Eva Mendes Gardens in the Buff

I guess whomever lives next door to Cuban hottie Eva Mendes gets up extra early in the a.m. to find the best vantage point of her yard. Mendes revealed in a recent interview that she loves to do everything in the nude, including gardening.

The Cuban beauty is so comfortable in her own skin she even weeds her flowerbeds and prunes her bushes completely naked.

Eva said: "I love being naked. I do everything in the nude, even the gardening!"

"We're Cuban, and it's a hot island. Why not go nude?"

Alrighty then! I'm not sure weeding is the sexiest position I've ever seen, but whatever floats your boat, Eva, and your neighbor's too.

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Eva Mendes Does TRL

I'm not generally a big fan of Eva Mendes. I have no idea what it is about her that turns me off. But here she is appearing on MTV's TRL looking cute as a button. I love the dress on her!

Eva Mendes Poses Nude

Since this is a (mostly) family friendly site, and I tend to skirt getting introuble for some of my posts (just barely), here's the link to see Eva Mendes in the nude. Mendes posed for the cover and interior spread of a Spanish language magazine called DT.

Smack Eva Mendes Around

We always thought Eva Mendes was really sweet, but apparently working with her can be a different story. A studio insider told us a rumor - that recently Eva was working on a film that shall remain nameless, and she was having trouble conjuring up the right emotions for a scene. Her character was supposed to be hysterical and she wasn't convincing. The director walked up and SLAPPED HER aross the face - instantly producing the desired results. Onlookers were shocked, but a few were secretly DELIGHTED. Some of the hair and makeup and wardrobe people thought Eva was rather demanding and not so grateful - they could barely contain their GLEE over that smack in the puss, and they haven't stopped talking about it.

From: Janet Charlton

Eva Mendes Sports Impressive "Bajoongas" in Ghost Rider

From Celeb News Wire

Some actresses possess lovely singing voices. Others are able to dance like Ginger Rogers. Some can play the flugelhorn, some speak five languages fluently, and some can fit entire pool balls into their cakeholes. But Eva Mendes's résumé boasts the most useful hidden talent of them all: the ability to make her breasts and butt grow and shrink at will. Like the Barbie Grow n' Style Head, only with more T&A.

Eva, who could easily be described as "luscious" or, perhaps, "succulent", is costarring as the love interest of the increasingly melted-looking Nic Cage in the upcoming comic adaptation Ghost Rider. Says Eva of her part:
"The original Roxanne was blonde and blue-eyed, but also had huge bajoongas. If I gain weight it goes to my boobs and my butt. I figured since I can't be blonde and blue-eyed, I'll at least have her bra size. So the bajoongas got big. They were out of control!"

How curious that Ms. Mendes thinks that things such as the adjusting of one's hair and eye color are completely out of her control, despite all the advancements in the hair dye and colored contacts industries in the past 50 years, while adjusting the girth of one's feminine parts is a task within anyone's grasp. And yes, we know that Eva is Latina, but if we've learned anything from the hard-hitting lessons of an undercover Vanessa Minnillo on Entertainment Tonight, it's that the world loves a caramel-colored girl in a blonde wig and blue contacts. And that Nick Lachey has the dreamiest dimples.