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J. Lo States the Obvious

Jennifer Lopez finally decided to confirm her pregnancy to the crowd on the last stop of her and hubby Marc Anthony's 'El Cantante' tour.

"Marc and I are expecting a baby!" the glowing singer announced to a shocked audience.

Just as surprised? Husband (and fellow tour headliner) Marc Anthony, who shrugged his shoulders, caressed his wife's stomach, then leaned over and kissed her belly. "I didn't know she was going to talk," he told the crowd.

"The whole arena went insane," says one concert-goer. "It was awesome!"

Lopez thanked the audience for the applause and said, "We are happy, too." She then turned sideways to reveal her profile and show off her very noticeable bump.

Yeah. Duh. Anyway, the upside for me is that from now on we will be spared photos of those god-awful Roberto Cavalli mu-mu's she has been wearing, that look like an acid trip gone way wrong. Cavalli should be publicly flogged for designing such horrid crap. Unfortunately, he might just enjoy that sort of thing.

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Beyonce Wears Granny Panties On-Stage

Those pesky wind machines reveal the darndest things when singers are on stage. First we found out J-Lo was pregnant, and now we see that Beyonce wears granny panties under those bootylicious spangly outfits! What's next?

Jenny From the Block: Fat and Couldn't Dance

Rosie Perez delivered a backhanded smackdown/compliment to her erstwhile pal Jennifer Lopez in an interview in Out magazine. Perez says that while Keenan Ivory Wayans typically takes credit for discovering the unknown dancer, Lopez, and making her a Fly Girl, it was actually Rosie who hired her.

In fact, Wayans called Lopez "overweight, and said she couldn't dance well," but Rosie says she saw "star quality" in her.

The rest is history.


That's Jenny on the left.

J-Lo's Big Baby Bump Revealed!

I think there's no denying it now, because to me, that's a very obvious baby bump revealed by Jennifer Lopez while in concert. Look at those babylicious thunder thighs the fly-girl is sporting too! To see the other photo, where she is quite obviously cradling the bump with her hand, click here.

The Two J. Lo's Are Preggers?

Former Hollywood publicist turned blogger Jonathan Jaxson says he has confirmed that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant, and he has heard that Jennifer Love Hewitt has a bun in the oven as well.

He bases his confirmation on the fact that Lopez has worn several outfits in the last month that are a bit roomy in the belly area.

Sounds like it's official to me!

Read JJ's blog offering here.

Is J. Lo Worth 50K a Minute?

Would you pay $50,000 a minute to have Jennifer Lopez perform at your party? A Russian multibillionaire is paying J.Lo 2 mil to sing for his wife's 30th birthday.

Andrei Melnichenko, a 35-year-old Russian banker, is flying Lopez to the U.K. to entertain his model wife, Aleksandra, and her 60 guests at their home for her birthday bash, according to various overseas reports. The tab is said to be $1.2 million fee, plus $800,000 for Lopez and her entourage’s expenses.

“Andrei and Aleksandra are both very great fans of J. Lo, so Andrei put the call in and personally put the offer to [Lopez,]” a source told London’s Daily Mail. “She accepted immediately. She will sing for about 40 minutes — not bad money for the work.”

And there won't even be that many people attending to see Lopez perform. The billionaire's London rep says that the party is strictly for family and close friends.

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Sasquatch Lives!

Jennifer Lopez does it so, so, SO wrong. I really am at a loss for words, and really...how often does that happen? The only thing I can come up with is that I'm pretty sure she grabbed an old, moldy bathroom rug off of a floor somewhere and threw it around her shoulders. I hope it smells better than it looks.

Photo: Go Fug Yourself

Beckhams Looking into Adoption

Posh Beckham may be completing her transformation into a Beverly Hills clone sooner rather than later, by adopting an orphan. Rumor is that Mrs. Beckham is desperate for a little girl to complete her family. The Beckhams already have three boys by the old fashioned method...childbirth.

A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper, "Victoria is desperate to have a daughter to be girlie with. She loves the idea of having a girl to dress up, play with and make the family less male-oriented. She's been spending time with Katie Holmes and seeing her little girl has made Victoria really broody."

Reportedly Jennifer Lopez has told the Beckhams of a Mexican organization that helps place South American orphans in homes.

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J. Lo's Marriage on the Rocks?

Sources told Page Six says that the marriage of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony may have hit a rough patch. Witnesses report seeing several fights starting back on New Year's Eve and continuing through Super Bowl in Miami. Insiders speculate that the issues could be child related, or the lack thereof. Jen seems to want to put off having some, while Marc, who has four other kids with a couple different ladies, wants them now. There is also Anthony's interest in Scientology.

I guess I don't see where the Scientology thing is an issue, since Jen's dad is a Scientologist, and they are very lovey-dovey with TomKat. Also Lopez has gone on the record saying that they have been trying to have a baby, and SHE was the one looking into Scientology to help in getting pregnant. The Page Six story seems to contradict everything I have read about these two so far. So take what you will from it, I guess.

J. Lo's New Album Cover

We get a sneak peak at Jennifer Lopez's new album cover for her Spanish language CD called Como Ama Una Mujer (How a Woman Loves), which comes out April 3.

I think it's hot!

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J. Lo to Perform on 'American Idol'?

Reports have surfaced saying that Jennifer Lopez is all set to perform on 'American Idol' on April 11, says Access Hollywood.

We'll see if that actually happens or not. No comment as of yet from Lopez's people.

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TomKat Does Superbowl Miami

Photos: D-Listed and TomKat Crazy
Tom Cruise let Katie out of the golden Scientology castle for a little trip to Miami for Superbowl weekend. The two of them showed up at J-Lo's pre-party concert.

While Katie left lipstick on Tom's face, Marc Anthony dry-humped J-Lo-'s leg on stage.

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Attack of the J-Lo Diva Monster

Source: 3am Girls
Remember all those nasty rumors that Jennifer Lopez has one of the biggest baddest diva attitudes around? Those rumors aren't going away anytime soon, if the 3am Girls are right.

They report that 2 hours before she was due to arrive at a Santa Monica recording studio, J-Lo's people delivered a 3 page rider, listing some very off the wall demands. At the top of the list was a demand to have all of the lightbulbs changed out for dimmer ones, and they should be angled so as to make the singer look more "desirable." What??

The source goes on to say: "She wanted fresh, piping-hot Cuban bread which we had to trawl 10 bakeries to find and dozens of packets of Skittles - including the new sour flavor. She also wanted a gourmet meat selection, a separate cheese platter and crates of water and fruit and scented candles.

"We needed to get six extra members of staff to fetch all she needed and lug all the food and crates over."

After all of that trouble, and enough food sitting out for 20 people to eat, J-Lo didn't so much as look at the gourmet spread.

I thought diva's could be diva's because they had the talent to back up their demands.....Oh snap!

Lopez's Glow May Darken

From Planet Hollywood

Jennifer Lopez may not be glowing if she shows up at Macy's in Downey, California, this coming Saturday. I'm told PETA has plans to disrupt a promotional event for Lopez's new fragrance, Glow After Dark.

The animal-rights group's plans to cause a stink by planting a member among the crowd of young women vying to be named a Glow Girl and hoping to win an appearance on Lopez's upcoming online project, the Glow After Dark Show. It's unclear if Lopez will actually be at the event.

PETA has frequently targeted Lopez for wearing fur and using it in her clothing line. In fact, just the other day I reported that she was wearing a furry frock at Prince's Golden Globes after-party. "She was wearing the longest fur I have ever seen," a source said.

A rep for PETA tells me the group has alternative plans, too, in case their faux Glow Girl is discovered. "If her cover is blown, you can be sure that PETA has something else up its sleeve," the rep said. "It's all part of PETA's relentless campaign to convince the Monster-in-Law star to stop flaunting pelts."

PETA made no indication it planned to protest a similar event taking place on the same day at the Perfume Shop in Manchester, England.

Lopez's rep could not be reached for comment.