Posh Spice Covers Brit Vogue

Victoria Beckham looks amazing for the April issue of British Vogue. By the way, all those real live diamonds she's wearing were gifts from her bodacious hubby, David Beckham.

Jealous much?

Worst Dressed Old Lady of the Week: Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes is looking O-L-D this week, inexplicably donning a couple of the ugliest outfits this side of Xenu. I think she needs to rehire Posh as her stylist, unless Posh is the one responsible for those messes, then she needs to get as far away from the Brit as her skinny stick legs will carry her.

Posh Rocks the Winter White Look

I've never been a big fan of The Posh, but she happens to be wearing one of my favorite looks, one whcih I have been known to sport on more than one occasion. The winter white from head to toe, accented by a big red bag, is simple and elegant, and packs a wallop of a fashion statement.

David Beckham Takes It Off Again

The future ex-Mr. Cece does what I think he does best, and strips off as the new "face" of Emporio Armani undies. This photo has been out for a few days, but I had to dry off my drool covered keyboard in order to post it.

Enjoy!

P.S. - Posh recently let it all hang out in an interview, that women worldwide would fully understand why she sleeps in the buff with David as often as possible. Wouldn't you? Lucky bitch.

Spice in the City?

Apparently Victoria Beckham has been approached relentlessly by producers of the 'Sex and the City' film about doing a guest appearance. The problem has been the Spice Girls tour, which interferes with filming the spot.

Posh says: "I got asked to be in the Sex And The City film, which I would have loved to have done, but because I am in full-on Spice Girls rehearsal mode, unfortunately, I can't do it right now."

But sources say movie bosses won't take no for an answer, and are so keen to have Vic on board they're trying frantically to fit her into their filming schedule.

She's due to speak to producers again in the new year after the Spice Girls tour is over.

A on-set source says: "Victoria Beckham is probably one of the biggest fashion icons in the world, so it makes sense to have her in the Sex And The City movie. The show is all about stylish, powerful women, so Vic will be a natural star."

Movie bosses want Posh, 33, to play herself in the much anticipated movie - just like she did in Ugly Betty when she starred as Willamena Slater's celeb bridesmaid.

The plan is to shoot a big party scene with Carrie Bradshaw and the other girls - Samantha Jones, Charlotte York and Miranda Hobbs - out on the town in New York with Victoria.

The aim is to get as many big names as possible involved in the film in order to draw a bigger audience. Jennifer Hudson already has a part as Carrie's assistant.

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Spice Girls Tape Victoria's Secret Show

The Spice Girls – (from left) Geri Halliwell, Emma Bunton, Melanie Chisholm, Melanie Brown and Victoria Beckham – take the stage Thursday for their first reunion performance in 10 years at a taping of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Hollywood's Kodak Theatre. The show airs Dec. 4 on CBS.

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The Spice Girls' Latest Video

The Spice Girls have finished their latest video, which basically features them all posing and pretending to sing in various states of undress. Geri Halliwell is rocking some serious six-pack abs, Posh does her usual pout, and we don't see much of Mel C. until she belts out a solo.

Overall, the video is weird at best.

Victoria Goes Back to Her Roots

Victoria "Posh" Beckham has ditched the bleached blond L.A. Barbie look, and has gone back to her pre-U.S. look of brunette hair.

I love it! I have to say I absolutely despised her blond hair, and couldn't understand why she wanted to so drastically change her look when she moved here. The brown suits her much, much better. Welcome back, Posh!

Victoria was seen for the first time since she was spotted emerging from a salon following the transformation from her much-copied blonde Pob, into the sleek new look.

She looked the image of her girl group alter ego at the time of the release of their 1996 debut ,and No1 single, Wannabe.

Spice Girls' Video Shoot a Disaster

Looks like the legendary 'Battle of the Egos' that plagued the Spice girls pre-breakup hasn't got any better, and according to reports, has gotten worse. Things are so bad that the shoot for their first video since reuniting has ended in disaster due to the girls' diva-like demands, goofy behavior, and complaints.

The Spice Girls' comeback video shoot ended in tears and tantrums on Friday. Things didn't go smoothly when the reunited girl group gathered at London's Pinewood Studios to film the promo for their new single 'Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)', with Emma Bunton breaking down when the session ran until 3am because of Geri Halliwell's constant meditation.

Mel B and Victoria Beckham - who flew in from Los Angeles that morning - also disrupted proceedings. Mel constantly complained she was suffering from jet lag, while Victoria insisted on having an assistant follow her around with a supply of fruit and champagne.

Mel C also complained about the duration of the shoot.

A source said: "Things were very delayed. The director was tearing his hair out and threatening to walk."

"The girls were so tired and Emma was crying as the shoot just went on and on."

"Geri kept slowing things down by meditating and doing strange spiritual stuff."

"It's just like before but now their egos are even bigger."

Did people actually think that the passage of time would actually bring about a better behaved and more down to earth group of girls??

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Posh Channels Big Bird

Victoria Beckham wears the latest in Big Bird haute couture for a French photo shoot.

Check out the shoes!

Posh and Becks New Fragrance Campaign

David and Victoria Beckham strike a pose in and ad for their new Coty fragrance, Intimately Beckham. The pic is just one of a number of racy, and slightly raunchy, new ads by the same perfume company that has produced scents for Kylie Minogue, Kate Moss, Jennifer Lopez, the Olsen twins, Britney Spears, and Gwen Stefani, among others.

David Beckham is Now Blonde...

David Beckham is a true metrosexual, and has changed up his look many times in the past, and nobody in the US gave a flying turd about it. Now he and the Poshbot are moving here, and suddenly all anyone can talk about is the fact that Becks went blonde. You too can have your say in this idiotic phenomenon. Leave your comments below to cast your opinion of whether Beckham's hair is a "do" or a definite "don't".

Wanna See Victoria Beckham Dance?

Posh Beckham is reportedly angling to be included in next season's cast of 'Dancing With the Stars' after seeing how well Heather Mills has done so far. She's also hoping it will rehab her public persona here in the States, considering she isn't perceived very well here so far, or very well known for that matter.

Pals say Victoria is impressed by the way Heather Mills, 39, turned around public opinion on the ABC programme. And she is keen to improve her own image Stateside — because many Americans don’t get what all the fuss is about.

An ABC source said: “We are halfway through the series and it has been massive. A lot is down to Heather.

“We really want Victoria. She’s not very popular right now, like Heather wasn’t. That’s why she’d be perfect.

“Also, she might get pals like Tom Cruise and Jennifer Lopez to watch her.”

I'm sure having her robo-boobs bouncing around the dancefloor could be fun to watch, especially if one manages to leap free of those skimpy costumes.

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Posh and Beck's Reality Show Probably Scrapped

Poor Posh and Becks. Their much hyped reality show which would see the two Brits in their move to LA, etc., etc., and follow much the same lines as 'The Osbournes', may be scrapped before an episode ever airs.

Why, you ask? Say it isn't so, you lament! Well it's because none of the Beckhams high profile (read famous) friends would show their mugs on camera. Without those famous faces, the Beckhams are just two barely known British people with cool hair and nice clothes who are on US TV.

'So far, all that's been filmed is Victoria house-hunting and her quest to find schools for the kids, which hardly makes scintillating viewing,' the source said.

'David and Victoria are not well known out there and they have not yet been able to convince any of their celebrity friends to come on.'

Reports that the Beckhams were paid £10million for the show were wrong, the source added, saying they received the much more modest sum of £300,000.

The show's executive producer is Victoria's manager, Simon Fuller.

Posh has previously said of him: 'He has so much success around the world with his TV shows and the respect and the trust of everybody he works with.'

Perhaps if Posh would open her purse strings and become a Scientologist, many a celeb guest appearance would soon follow. However the chances of that are slim to none, as Victoria has made it abundantly clear that she thinks paying for a religion is a total waste.

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Not-So-Hottie of the Day: Posh Beckham

Put those things away before you hurt someone, Victoria. It's just a bad, bad look all the way around, from the pink stripe pointing directly to the Grand Canyon of fake boobies, to the red satin second skin 80's prom look dress, to the overprocessed and overchopped hair. Just say "When!"

Posh and Katie to Launch Kid's Clothing Line

BFF's Posh Beckham and Katie Holmes are reportedly set to launch their own line of children's clothing, according to news network AHN.

A source told Britain's Daily Express newspaper: "They are both really excited about this new project. Katie recently sketched out some designs for a party dress for Suri's first birthday and Victoria saw there was the potential there for the two of them to come up with some great designs. As they are both mothers who love fashion, it couldn't have been more ideal for them."

Victoria already has her own jeanswear and designer sunglasses lines out, while Katie has so far just been seen with sketchpads of dresses under her arm.

I guess kids clothes is a much more acceptable way for Katie "Stepford" Holmes to spend her time rather than acting. I wonder if hubby Tom tells her which direction to wipe her butt, too.

Tom Tightening Katie's Purse Strings

Tittle Tattle Too reports that Tom Cruise has told Katie to cut her shopping sprees down because he think sit is sending out the wrong message.

What message do you think that is? "We've got mega-beaucoup-bucks, so don't spend any of it, or our non-existant fans might think we're rich and frivolous?"

The article says that Cruise is alarmed at the fortune she has been spending at Barney's, Horn, and Bonpoint.

A source told Britain's Grazia magazine: "Katie looks like she has been moping about having to curtail her shopping sprees. She said Tom wants her to take a break as he thinks it might be sending out the wrong message.

"He certainly doesn't have to worry about money and Katie is not on a budget - it seems he just doesn't want people thinking she is frivolous and all about shopping and money."

On one shopping extravaganza to Barney's, Katie reportedly spent close to $20,000, and treated herself and buddy Posh Beckham to a couple $500 pairs of shoes. Right after that Katie was photographed carrying 5 bags of clothes of toys and outfits for baby Suri.

Well I guess since Tom has less fans than he can count on two hands these days, it might be a good idea to put Katie on a budget. Who knows if he'll ever have another box office smash again after trying to take over the world Scientology style.

Posh Beckham Rides the Money Saving Train

Earlier today I reported that Posh and David Beckham turned down buying a house because it was out of their price range. Now I see that indeed, Posh and Becks are having serious money troubles, because obviously they can't even afford to spring for salon highlights for poor Posh's hair that is falling out so fast she can't keep up with cutting it. The picture above shows exactly why, in my 18 years or so of coloring my hair, I have never, not even once, gotten highlights. I am terrified of them turning out like Posh's stripes that even a zebra would be embarrassed to wear. What immediately comes to mind is Vic sitting in fron of the mirror yanking hunks of hair through a rubber cap with a crochet needle, and then liberally squirting bleach on them. Oh the horror of one's hubby signing a 250 million dollar sports contract, and then being put on a f***ing budget.

Posh's Barbie Dream House too Much Money

Posh and David Beckham have been searching for atheir perfect Los Angeles area dream mansion, and thought they had found the perfect one. Then they saw the price tag....$38,846,000!

A source told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "They are careful with investments. When you think what David's deal was to move to Los Angeles Galaxy you would think this was a drop in the ocean for them. But they don't want to spend that much on a Hollywood house at the moment."

The couple - who celebrated their 10th anniversary last week - believed the exclusive Beverly Hills property would have been a perfect family home. The Liongate residence boasted acres of land, tennis courts, an outdoor swimming pool, movie room and a separate guesthouse.

Apparently that was just a bit too much to spend on a stateside home, and now they will have to keep looking. I heard Britney's house is available for only $7 million. It's a steal!

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Beckhams Looking into Adoption

Posh Beckham may be completing her transformation into a Beverly Hills clone sooner rather than later, by adopting an orphan. Rumor is that Mrs. Beckham is desperate for a little girl to complete her family. The Beckhams already have three boys by the old fashioned method...childbirth.

A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper, "Victoria is desperate to have a daughter to be girlie with. She loves the idea of having a girl to dress up, play with and make the family less male-oriented. She's been spending time with Katie Holmes and seeing her little girl has made Victoria really broody."

Reportedly Jennifer Lopez has told the Beckhams of a Mexican organization that helps place South American orphans in homes.

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