Heather Mills Fails to Entertain Airline Passengers

If Heather Mills' icy reception by airline passengers during a recent trip to the UK is any indication of her current standing with 'Dancing' fans, she's not long for the show. The entertainment system went down during the long flight, and Mills and her dance partner Jonathan Roberts decided to do their foxtrot routine in the aisle.

No one clapped when they were finished.

A spokesperson for Virgin Atlantic airline said that the routine was Mills' idea, and unfortunately the passengers were not in any frame of mind to be impressed or entertained. The airline compensated the passengers for the downed system after the flight.

Ouch, Heather!

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Wanna See Victoria Beckham Dance?

Posh Beckham is reportedly angling to be included in next season's cast of 'Dancing With the Stars' after seeing how well Heather Mills has done so far. She's also hoping it will rehab her public persona here in the States, considering she isn't perceived very well here so far, or very well known for that matter.

Pals say Victoria is impressed by the way Heather Mills, 39, turned around public opinion on the ABC programme. And she is keen to improve her own image Stateside — because many Americans don’t get what all the fuss is about.

An ABC source said: “We are halfway through the series and it has been massive. A lot is down to Heather.

“We really want Victoria. She’s not very popular right now, like Heather wasn’t. That’s why she’d be perfect.

“Also, she might get pals like Tom Cruise and Jennifer Lopez to watch her.”

I'm sure having her robo-boobs bouncing around the dancefloor could be fun to watch, especially if one manages to leap free of those skimpy costumes.

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Charitable Heather Mills Barely Bid On at Auction

Heather Mills, dubbed by 'Dancing With the Stars' a "charity campaigner" as her description, hit a road block selling herself and dance partner Jonathan Roberts for charity.

Heather and Jon attended the Starlight Starbright event, and what was being auctioned was a night with the two of them. The bidding started at $10,000, and there were no takers. The 'Dancing' couple then took the stage to garner some interest, and still no takers. The auctioneer then cut the opening bid in half, which I'm sure was quite embarassing for the Brit babe.

Dr. Phil took it upon himself to start the bidding, and waved his bid number. Unfortunately for Dr. Phil, no one else felt that sorry for her or wanted to spend an evening with Heather....there weren't any other bidders!

Perhaps good old Dr. Phil can spend the time he won giving Heather advice on how to win friends and influence people, because she needs a little help in that department.

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Heather Mills Begged for Gay Dance Partner

Heather Mills didn't want the world to think she was involved in any way, shape, or form with her 'Dancing With The Stars' partner, so she insisted to producers that they pair her with a gay guy.

The first thing she asked professional dancer Jonathan Roberts when they met was if he was gay. He said no, but he is married.

She says, "I asked for a gay guy... I said, 'I haven't had a date in 10 months and yet I've been associated with all these different people, which is rubbish.'"

Heather was trying to avoid giving the tabloids any more fuel for the gossip fire by being linked with anyone she worked with.

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Paul Replaces Heather Mills

Paul McCartney is getting over his split from gimp Heather Mills with a little help from Sabrina Guinness, who is a former flame of Prince Charles. The two met up for a secret dinner date, which became not so secret after a photographer spotted them.

Paul revealed he enjoys a close relationship with Sabrina and says they have a lot in common.

He told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "I've known this lady for a while. We enjoy each other's company and when we get together we talk about stuff like the environment and Al Gore - things like that. We have similar views. I have had a terrible day at the office and as you probably know I'm going through a pretty difficult divorce right now too. I just fancied going out for a few drinks to relax."

Paul's friends say Sabrina, 52, has been comforting him during his difficult marriage split from Heather Mills.

A source told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "It has been difficult, but Paul's dealt with his divorce with great dignity. His friends are desperate for him to go out and start living again. People like Sabrina are making this possible."

Sabrina has also dated Bryan Ferry, Rod Stewart, and Mick Jagger, and is heir to the Guinness beer fortune.

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Paul McCartney Sends Ex Heather Post 'Dancing' Bouquet

Adding fuel to the gossip fire that Paul McCartney is a much nicer guy than ex Heather Mills has made him out to be, sources tell Page Six that he sent her a huge bouquet of flowers following her 'Dancing With the Stars' debut.

Speculation is that he sent the flowers because Mills is getting alot less cash and property than she wanted in their $55 million divorce settlement.

Heather Mills Even Makes Pigs Sick

One legged activist Heather Mills is in a peck of trouble after she led a raid on a pig farm in England a couple of weeks ago. Mills took a group from the vegetarian group Viva! to a pig farm in Somerset, England to "expose the cruel conditions the animals supposedly live in.

Unfortunately for Heather, the farm's owner says the group exposed his pigs to a disease that has subsequently made them sick.

Owner of the compound, Michael Underhill, claims the stunt has made his pigs sick because they were exposed to a disease brought onto his property by the campaigners. He is also threatening to take legal action against the group for trespassing.

Heather and her cohorts targeted Bridgewater Farm because of the owner's use of furrowing crates - narrow pens used to house sows while they give birth and nurture their piglets.

Although the crates are legal and widely used worldwide, Viva! want them outlawed. Video footage of the raid shows Heather putting on overalls and disinfecting her boots before entering the compound.

Heather and her buddies may end up being charged with trespassing.

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Bet on Heather Mills' Leg to Fly Free or Not

There are all sorts of things one can find to bet on in the gambling world, and if you do gamble, now you have the opportunity to bet on whether Heather Mills' fake leg will go flying during 'Dancing With the Stars'. Bodog.com has odds on whether the prosthetic limb will stay put or not, with the odds on heavy favorite being "staying put". You can bet $600 for it to stay on, and win $100 in return. If you bet $100 and the leg flies free, you will win $350.

Currently Mills is having a bit of a hard time with her prosthetic limb, getting lots of blisters and pain from the difficult dance practices she has put in. She has also said in interviews that she will be securing the leg with an extra strap that she doesn't normally use in everyday life for a little extra security.

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Heather Mills as Mary Poppins

Heather Mills McCartney is reportedly in talks to star in Mary Poppins, and has met with producers to discuss joining the production later this year.

A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper, "Heather is very, very ambitious. She has no shortage of self-belief and thinks she can tackle the part, even though she has never really had any singing experience. Cameron obviously believes Heather has what it takes."

And if the kids are particular brats, she can always whip off her fake leg and beat them with it.

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Lesson Learned: Don't F***k with Heather Mills

I won't be snapping a pic anytime soon of Heather Mills-McCartney, if this is what I get for my troubles! It's hilarious that she's videotaping her own assault on this hapless photog yesterday. Hope he doesn't press charges, 'cause her tape is gonna be prosecution's exhibit number one!

Heather Mills to do the Cha-Cha

Heather Mills is reportedly set to appear on megahit Dancing With The Stars later this year. The one-legged soon to be former wife of Sir Paul McCartney wants to salsa and cha-cha her way into the hearts of the American TV watching public, now that she is poison in the UK.

A source said "Heather is keen to build a TV career in the U.S. The fact she apparently feels she can do the show despite her false leg is bound to create sympathy and headlines."

The former model, who had her left leg amputated below the knee after being hit by a motorbike in 1993, will be learning to salsa and cha-cha later this year and plans to donate her appearance fee to animal charity Viva. She was dropped by PETA last month as a spokesperson.

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PETA Drops Heather Mills

Contact Music reports that PETA, or People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, has dropped Heather Mills McCartney in order to ensure future support from Sir Paul McCartney's daughter, Mary.

A successful photographer, Mary told PETA that she would only continue to work on the animal rights group's future campaigns if Mills was no longer involved with the organisation. For her part, Mills was involved with a successful PETA campaign in 2005 targeting the trade in cat and dog fur across Europe.

The Divorce Saga Continues For Macca

From Best Week Ever
While it has been reported that Paul McCartney and Heather Mills have settled their divorce for roughly $62 million, Mills says that isn’t true. Thank God — $62 million works out to barely $2000 an hour for her 4 year marriage, and any self-respecting woman knows to charge at least $5,000 an hour to sleep with McCartney.

Paul McCartney Offers Heather Mills a Grip

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After months and months of scandals and heartache, Paul McCartney has offered his wife of four years, Heather Mills, $63 million to get out of his life for good. Heather Mills has recently asked for a laundry list of Paul’s assets including four homes, $100 million cash, a monthly clothing allowance and more! In addition to the $63 million, Paul will give Heather a home in London and a home in Beverly Hills.

Sources say that Paul is hoping she’ll take the settlement, so they won’t have to go to court and he won’t have to answer to her claims of abuse.

Heather needs to take it and run….I mean hop! Seriously, she doesn’t deserve a cent! She should collect the dough and pat herself on the back for making goldigger’s everywhere proud!