'Greasy Bear' Brandon Davis Too Greasy for Stylists

Oil(y) heir, Brandon 'Greasy Bear' Davis, certainly lived up to his nick name this week when he visited a salon to get his grungy mane clipped. Unfortunately for him, the stylists not only had to wear rubber gloves to touch his hair, and then sources talked to Page Six about it.

Even professional hairstylists won't touch Brandon Davis' hair. When "Greasy Bear" paid a visit late Saturday to the Frederic Fekkai Salon for a trim, stylists were so appalled by his oily grunginess they donned rubber gloves. "Even the shampoo person wore gloves," said a source. "He [Davis] was really out of it, sweating profusely. His eyes were half shut and he was asking for carrot juice, even after they told him they only had orange juice." The salon did not return calls for comment.

That's just gross.

Lohan's Love Life a Huge Guessing Game

Lindsay Lohan has been linked with quite a few names in the past couple of weeks, including Stavros Niarchos, James Blunt, Jude Law, Robbie Williams, and Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis (ew!). Planet Gossip writer Marc Malkin queried those close to La Linds about which one of those men was likely to be the one. The name that kept coming up was Law's.

Unfortunately for Lindsay, those close to Jude say she may have a big thing ofr the Brit actor, but the feeling is not mutual. Sources told Malkin Law insists the two have never hooked up. "She wants it to happen," one Law source insists. "But nothing is happening—nor will it."

This sounds suspiciously like the unrequited love situation with James Franco that was the catalyst for sending Linds to rehab.

According to Jude's friends, Lindsay developed a big crush on him when they were both filming in New Orleans at the same time.

Lindsay keeps getting these crushes on men who want nothing to do with her. Sounds like a daddy abandonment issue to me.

Brandon Davis Passes Bad Checks

Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis is in trouble again. This time he bounced $75,000 worth of checks to Bahamian casino and resort, Atlantis. The checks were written to cover a casino marker, and were returned NSF by Davis's bank.

Atlantis has filed a lawsuit to recover the funds, and has even tacked on the $270 in NSF returned check fees. According to the lawsuit, Davis was either "aware at the time that he presented the checks that his account had insufficient funds," or had borrowed the cash with "the intent and plan to order the Bank not to pay or honor the checks."

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Greasy Bear is "Assinine Bear"

Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis made a total ass of himself at Paris Hilton's birthday party, insulting guests, breaking glasses, and throwing objects. Two targets in particular, Paula Abdul and Courtney Love, exited the festivities early, and the scene left Paris in tears.

The evening started at Prime Grill in Beverly Hills, where guests included Abdul, Love, Davis, Stavros Niarchos, Nicole Richie, Joel Madden, Hilton's parents, and more. Around 10pm, Davis, who was visibly intoxicated, began haranguing Paula Abdul, alternately throwing flowers at her and then ridiculing her heritage by speaking gibberish in a faux Arabic accent. Abdul, who was supposed to sing Happy Birthday to Paris, left the party early before singing, when Davis began throwing Styrofoam flower cups at her. Then Davis grabbed Courtney Love, picked her up and had her straddling his waist, while he screamed "I wanna squirt on you!" and dry humped her. All this in front of Love's daughter, Frances Bean. Courtney and Frances also exited early, leaving through the kitchen. After breaking glasses and knocking over candles on the table, Davis was "encouraged to leave".

The party then moved to Hilton's house, where Davis had the cajones to show up and invite himself in. Security kept him downstairs, where he was kept away from Paris for the rest of the evening.

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Celebutard Celebrates Birthday Circus Style

Paris Hilton, heirhead extraordinaire, celebrated her 26th birthday in style in Las Vegas at the Hard Rock this past weekend. What do you get to entertain the celebutard that has everything? Well midgets, goats, and a monkey, of course!

A source told the New York Post, "There were midgets leading a pack of goats around the room and Paris was playing with a monkey. Paris spent a lot of time making out with Stavros and dancing. They downed TY KU liquor and bottles of Dom Perignon."

Sounds very highbrow to me.

Sources also said that she divided her time between making out with Niarchos, and broke billionaire, Brandon "greasybear" Davis, and that the three ended up spending the night in the same suite later in the evening.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

A big no-show for the night was BFF, Nicole Richie, who Paris announced several times was onher way, but ultimately bagged the festivities for unknown alternatives. One who did make an appearance was Scott Storch, whom Paris had insulted previously by skipping his birthday party in Miami.

Paris and her bestest buds then moved the party to a bowling alley, where they stayed until the wee hours.

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Angelina Jolie's Mom Dies

Source: D-Listed

Angelina Jolie issued a statement today that her mother, Marcheline Bertrand, lost her 7 1/2 year battle with cancer and passed away yesterday. She died at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, and in attendance were Jolie, Brad Pitt, and James Haven, Jolie's brother.

Bertrand was married to Angelina's father, Oscar winner Jon Voight, before divorcing him and raising the two children on her own.

A private funeral is planned.

Scott Storch: Good Guy

From Janet Charlton



We're hearing that music producer Scott Storch is the real brains behind getting Lindsay Lohan into rehab- certainly not Brandon Davis, who seems to be taking credit for it. According to an insider, here's what went down: Lindsay and Scott and Paris Hilton were partying like crazy Saturday night at Xenii. Brandon who is Paris's roomate was by their side. They were boozing it up, making out with each other and there just MIGHT have been some white powder flying around. "Paris is a big instigator when it comes to overdoing anything." It got to be such an orgy of indulgence that Scott became the voice of reason - he said "Enough is enough!" (He wants Lindsay as a recording artist.) He saw that Lindsay was WAY too messed up . A few days later he suggested that Lindsay and Brandon both go to rehab and volunteered to take them. They agreed, but Brandon backed out at the last minute leaving Lindsay on her own.

Trump Throws Party. D-List Shows Up

From TMZ
Jessica and little sister Ashlee were doing a bit of sibling bonding on Wednesday night, when our very own G-Hollywood caught up with them at the Trump Vodka launch party at Le Deux.

The sisters were spotted trying to sneak past photogs by skipping the red carpet and going directly to the backdoor of the trendy Hollywood club. Jess and Ash were giggiling when they were caught by paparazzi.

Also on hand to support the Donald; Mekhi Phifer from ER, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, Kim Stewart, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Lisa & Brittny Gastineau, and Haylie Duff.