Law Breaking Jude Law Turns Himself In

Jude Law is under arrest after allegedly beating the crap out of a paparazzo outside his London home. Law turned himself in yesterday to a London police station, and his lawyer has since released the following statement regarding the incident.

"I can confirm that Jude Law voluntarily attended Marylebone Police Station yesterday following an alleged incident outside his house earlier in the day. Mr. Law provided the police with a statement regarding his denials of allegations by a 'paparazzi' photographer against him and made his own allegations concerning the photographer. Jude has the utmost respect for the police and whilst this is an ongoing matter no further comment will be made."

According to the report, the "battered" pap says Law went nuts even though he wasn't even being shot at that time. Law accused the photog of being a pedophile who only wanted pics of Jude's kids.

A court date is now set for sometime in October.

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Jude Law Replaces Sienna Miller

Jude Law's got a new lady, magazine editor and socialite, Kim Hersov.

Hersov, 38, is editor-at-large of Harpers & Queen magazine and has two children from her previous marriage to Robert Hersov. The couple was first linked in February and have now been photographed vacationing together in Rajasthan, India.

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Lohan's Love Life a Huge Guessing Game

Lindsay Lohan has been linked with quite a few names in the past couple of weeks, including Stavros Niarchos, James Blunt, Jude Law, Robbie Williams, and Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis (ew!). Planet Gossip writer Marc Malkin queried those close to La Linds about which one of those men was likely to be the one. The name that kept coming up was Law's.

Unfortunately for Lindsay, those close to Jude say she may have a big thing ofr the Brit actor, but the feeling is not mutual. Sources told Malkin Law insists the two have never hooked up. "She wants it to happen," one Law source insists. "But nothing is happening—nor will it."

This sounds suspiciously like the unrequited love situation with James Franco that was the catalyst for sending Linds to rehab.

According to Jude's friends, Lindsay developed a big crush on him when they were both filming in New Orleans at the same time.

Lindsay keeps getting these crushes on men who want nothing to do with her. Sounds like a daddy abandonment issue to me.