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Bad News for Lindsay Lohan: Jail, Lawsuit Problems, Trout Pout

Poor Lindsay Lohan. First she gets sentenced to three months in jail, then she suffers a setback to her $100 million E-Trade lawsuit. And to cap it all off, some plastic surgeon gave her a trout pout!

There is definitely too much filler in her upper lip, causing it to be larger than her lower lip and violating the natural 1:1.5 ratio (the lower lip should be 1.5 times the width of the upper lip). At least while she sits in the clink her upper lip will settle down, so hopefully by the time she walks free her lips will look normal once again.

Photo credit: NY Daily News

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Michigan-based Plastic Surgeon

Anthony Youn, M.D.

Aol.com has an interesting post on Lindsay Lohan. They asked me to discuss why she looks like she's aging prematurely. Can it be drugs, booze, plastic surgery, or all-of-the-above? Check out their article here.

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Celebs at the Fendi Fur Celebration

Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore, and Rose McGowan at the Fendi Celebration.

Photo source: Teddy and Moo

A Day in the Life of La Lohan

For most women in the world, a wardrobe malfunction like the dress caught in the panties would be a horrifying thing. For Lindsay Lohan, it's just another day in the life. Hey, at least this time she was wearing panties. Be grateful for the little things.

La Lohan Partakes at a Sapphic Gala

In other words, kiddies, Lindsay Lohan showed up at a lesbo party thrown by a queen lesbo, with a lesbo date on her arm. This comes after dumping her other lesbo friend, Samantha Ronson.

Last week, Lohan attended a holiday and housewarming party at the Los Angeles home of "Power Lesbian" Jeanette Longoria with [Courtenay] Semel, the daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, one partygoer told Page Six.

The spy at the sapphic soiree also overheard the duo refer to themselves as roommates, and one Hollywood insider claimed they've been living together in a house in LA for about a month.

"Lindsay came with Courtenay to the party around midnight and they stayed for an hour," said our spywitness. "The girls held hands and were with each other the whole time." The tipster added, "Every time I see Lindsay, there's Courtenay. They are always together."

Other insiders said that although the blond actress is still friends with her deejay pal Samantha Ronson - with whom Lohan has reportedly made out in the past - her friends say Lindsay has been spending most of her time recently with Semel.

Lindsay has been hounded by lesbian rumors ever since her spat with frenemy Paris Hilton, and it was thought that their falling out occured when Hilton dumped Lohan for one of her Greek shipping heirs. The rumor was that Linds was totally in love with celebutard Paris, and felt spurned by her heterosexual defection. Hence the ill feelings afterwards.

Whatever.

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No Buyers for Lohan's Staged Turkey Day Pics

Ah Lindsay. Poor little rich girl. It seems La Lohan has been trying to unload a set of staged photos of herself, the borefriend, and the family from "Thanksgiving", in order to make a buck. Originally the set was priced in the six-figures, but there were no takers, so Linds dropped the price to 20 grand. Several celebrity magazines turned down the offer of the pics because they know Linds is no longer the big star she thinks she is, and photos of her just aren't the big draw they used to be. Hence the tipping off of paparazzi to her every whereabouts these days carrying out ho-hum activities like shopping and the like.

Lindsay, a little advice: Nobody really gives a rip anymore! Go back to making your mediocre tween flicks for the money, and quit phoning the paps every time you pick your nose. We don't need to see it.

Stage Moms Know: When One Crack's Up, Have a Backup

Jamie Lynn Spears, 16

Ali Lohan, 13
Apparently the latest thing in Hollywood for those legendary stage moms is: Have a backup kid in case the first one crack's up! The plan is working out great for Lynne Spears and Dina Lohan. Check out the mini-me's that are up and coming, and not so much following in the footsteps of their rehab-challenged older siblings.

Oops! Lindsay Homewrecks Again!

When will Lindsay Lohan stop breaking up other people's relationships, just so she can get her horizontal groove on? This time it seems that the freshly rehabbed LiLo broke up the engagement of her new man, Riley Giles, and his Utah fiancee Bree Tierney.

Unfortunately for Bree, she learned about her breakup through the tabloids. Riley never mentioned Lindsay, and actually just quietly walked away from the relationship!

“Riley just stopped calling Bree and never told her about Lindsay,” Bree’s mom, Tess, tells Us. “She found out by seeing photos. It destroyed her.”

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Lindsay's New Man Riley

This is Lindsay Lohan's new dude, Riley Something-or-Another, that she met while in rehab. This is sure to be a lasting and healthy hook-up for our little drug addict, Lindsay.

Lohan Fails In-Rehab Drug Test

Okay, thus far I have steered clear of reporting on Lindsay Lohan and her repetitive stints in rehab. Now, it seems, that she has failed a drug test that would have allowed to get out of Cirque Lodge in Utah. Lohan tested positive for cocaine use.

Insiders also alleged she has been drinking alcohol and mixing diet pills with prescription anti-anxiety medication in a bid to get high.

A source told Australia's New Weekly magazine: "I think she'll take whatever pills they allow her. It's obvious to me she's high because she acts loopy and can't seem to walk in a straight line!"

Another insider said: "She had a friend sneak vodka in a water bottle into one of the Alcoholics Anonymous meetings she goes to. Everyone wants her to be their friend, so they'll do anything for her.

"She smells like booze, and the staff do nothing about it.

"I asked her if she had any intention of being sober and she looked at me like I was crazy. She's still doing whatever she wants."

I mean, is anyone at all surprised by this? Rehab for these people is just a little vacation away from having to work or from doing time in jail, as is the case with Linds. She has yet to serve the day in jail for her DUI back in May.

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Lindsay Lohan Causes Yet Another Hotel Scene

Female First reports that Lindsay Lohan caused a huge scene in the lobby of the Soho Grand Hotel, and was ultimately thrown out on her pantyless keister.

The 'Mean Girls' star, who recently returned from a romantic Bahamian holiday with the notorious lothario, threw a tantrum when Calum [Best] checked into the hotel with another woman.

A source told America's Star magazine: "Lindsay checked in with another guy, probably to try and make Calum jealous. She tried calling him but she couldn't get through."

The 20-year-old actress - who was treated for alcoholism in rehab earlier this year - then partied until 1.30am before collapsing in the hotel lobby.

A source said: "She was writhing on the floor and everyone could see that she wasn't wearing any panties. Her date and bodyguard looked horrified but they didn't do a thing to help her so the night manager carried her to her room."

Lindsay then allegedly kept phoning Calum's room and then went to bang on his door.

A source said: "He came to the door and opened it a bit, she peeked inside and saw the woman there. She went cuckoo. She yelled at him, slammed the door and banged on it some more."

The actress was reportedly escorted back to her room, but when her disruptive antics continued she was asked to leave the hotel at 5.30am. She checked out an hour later.

She really can do so much better than Calum Best. Really.

Lindsay Lohan Caught Up in Yet Another Scandal

The UK's News of the World broke the story on Saturday that Lindsay Lohan isn't quite as sober as she wants us to think she is. The story included video of Lohan snorting cocaine, and shoving it up her friends' noses.

Well first of all, tell us something we didn't already know. But the world is all in a tizzy because of the supporting photos and video.

Page Six had this to say about the brouhaha:

NEWS reports in London say a video of Lindsay Lohan allegedly doing cocaine has surfaced. The News of the World newspaper carried stills from a bathroom stall at Teddy's in L.A. which allegedly show Lohan "wedged inside with two friends. Lohan pulls a small bag of white powder from her jeans pocket. She dips her finger in and shoves the substance up one friend's nose before snorting some up her own." A rep for Lohan - who was expected at the Met costume gala last night and the premiere for her flick, "Georgia Rule," tonight - didn't return calls.

In a world where all publicity is good publicity, I'm not sure how her costars in 'Georgia Rule' feel about this latest debacle featuring Lindsay. During the filming she was publicly chastised by Morgan Creek CEO James G. Robinson for her lack of work ethic. Lohan frequently held up filming by being late, hung over, and/or calling in sick to the set.

Lohan Needs to Spend a Wad on Clothes

Lindsay Lohan joins in the celebs-who-dug-their-outfits-out-of-the-Goodwill-5-cent-bin parade, and horrifies stylists everywhere with this short shorts/overall look. She and Britney obviously shop at the same stores.

Photo: Fatback & Collards

Ryan Gosling's Next On-Screen Love Interest is a Real Doll

Ryan Gosling will have a new love interest in his next film: a rubber sex doll! The film is called 'Lars and the Real Doll', and centers on Gosling's character falling in love with a realistic looking doll.

"They have really realistic ones. You can design them and they feel real," says Gosling, who plays the title character. "[My character] has a delusion. He orders one and he's convinced she's real. He's a hermit. He takes her into the town he lives in, and [the townspeople] play along with him, so they can get to know him and make him feel comfortable. In the process they fall in love with her too."

The film, written by "Six Feet Under" scribe Nancy Oliver, also stars Patricia Clarkson and Emily Mortimer.

"[The doll] gets a terminal illness," says Gosling, laughing, "and she dies, and the whole town has a funeral for her. The director [newcomer Craig Gillespie] played it really realistically, no irony."

This is a comedy — albeit in the vein of '70s classics "Being There" and "Harold and Maude."

A true twist would be if they got a real actress to play the part of the sex doll. I nominate Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, or Kim Kardashian. Thay all have so much experience playing blow up dolls that I think any of those would be perfect for the role.

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Don't Mess With Lindsay Lohan!

TMZ reports that the incident involving Lindsay Lohan's West Hollywood condo having a faulty pipe, which resulted in ex-boyfriend's condo being flooded, may have more to it than originally reported.

According to the incident report, there was no faulty pipe at all. Security officers entered her residence and found the faucet in her tub running, and the tub ran over, flooding her apartment and the residence below. That residence belongs to Harry Morton, semi recent ex of Lohan's.

TMZ sources report that the damage to Morton's condo exceeds $150,000, and he wants Lindsay to pay for it.

Now for the fishy part. Lindsay was supposedly in NY when this all went down, but TMZ has video of La Lohan at an LA club taken that very night.

The plot thickens....

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More Lindsay Lohan Lesbo Rumors

Poor little Lindsay Lohan can't seem to get away from the Hollywood rumor mill. This time a former publicist turned gossip blogger, known as JJ, says Linds is actually a lesbian, and has been dating DJ Samantha Ronson. Lohan and Ronson have been spending an awful lot of time together lately in clubs where Ronson is DJ'ing.

Previously, rumors surfaced that the real source of the catfight between former BFF's Lohan and Paris Hilton was a lesbian relationship turned sour between the two.

JJ is currently pushing a book that apparently will include all the names of young Hollywood that Lindsay has had sex with.

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"Hero" Hayden Mistaken for Lindsay

Underage nightclubbing 'Hero' Hayden Panettiere got mistaken for Lindsay Lohan, and boy was she peeved!

As Hayden was leaving L Scorpion in Hollywood last night, a confused fan yelled "Give 'em hell, Lindsay!" Hayden responded by yelling back "Don't ever call me that again!"

Unfortunately for the fan, they didn't hear her and made the same mistake twice. Click the pic above to see the whole thing in action.

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Lohan's Love Life a Huge Guessing Game

Lindsay Lohan has been linked with quite a few names in the past couple of weeks, including Stavros Niarchos, James Blunt, Jude Law, Robbie Williams, and Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis (ew!). Planet Gossip writer Marc Malkin queried those close to La Linds about which one of those men was likely to be the one. The name that kept coming up was Law's.

Unfortunately for Lindsay, those close to Jude say she may have a big thing ofr the Brit actor, but the feeling is not mutual. Sources told Malkin Law insists the two have never hooked up. "She wants it to happen," one Law source insists. "But nothing is happening—nor will it."

This sounds suspiciously like the unrequited love situation with James Franco that was the catalyst for sending Linds to rehab.

According to Jude's friends, Lindsay developed a big crush on him when they were both filming in New Orleans at the same time.

Lindsay keeps getting these crushes on men who want nothing to do with her. Sounds like a daddy abandonment issue to me.

Blunt and Nemcova Officially Split.

James Blunt and Petra Nemcova have allowed their reps to tell us that they have officially splitup....since February.

Well that's good to know, because dorky Blunt has been seen getting cozy with Miss Firecrotch herself, Lindsay Lohan.

In recent weeks, Blunt has become a regular fixture in the Hollywood nightlife scene, hitting the town solo. He was spotted on the same night – March 21 – at both Les Deux, where he hung with pal Robbie Williams, and later at Teddy's, where he partied with Lindsay Lohan, Kelly Osbourne and Amy Winehouse.

According to a clubgoer at Teddy's, "Lindsay and James were never affectionate, but they did seem flirty, standing right next to each other, and constantly talking." Lohan and Blunt were part of a group of people who left together at 2:15 a.m.