Showing posts with label Jessica Simpson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jessica Simpson. Show all posts

'The Hottie and the Nottie' Premiere


Paris Hilton and Christina Lakin pose on the red carpet at the premiere of their film 'The Hottie and the Nottie'.

I don't foresee this flick being a big hit, and honestly, I'm surprised it didn't go straight to DVD, a la' Jessica Simpson's 'Blonde Ambition'.

Romo Tries to Dump Simpson


At least they'll always have Mexico.

Dallas Cowboys star Tony Romo has reportedly dumped Jessica Simpson, who was widely blamed for costing him a shot at the Super Bowl.

"Tony is now starting to blame her himself," a pal told OK! magazine. "Before dating Jessica, he was Texas' golden boy. Now he's become a joke."

A few days after the Giants bounced the Cowboys from the playoffs, Romo called the "Dukes of Hazzard" star to tell her their romance was over.

"He said he thought it was better if they went back to being friends," a pal of hers said.

A final breaking point came when Romo told Simpson he wouldn't move to L.A. - and she responded there was no way she could leave Tinseltown.

"It was the moment he realized it wasn't going to work with Jessica in the long term," the pal told OK!.

In other reports, Jessica didn't allow the breakup to go as planned, and flat out denied to Romo that they could part ways. Simpson knows that the bad press would focus solely on her, and she doesn't want that kind of attention right now. It is alleged that Romo plans to take her on some horrendous dates in order to spur her to accept the breakup, one of which would include fishing. Perhaps if he "accidentally" drops her overboard....

Jewel Goes Country and Has bad Boobs


Someone please tell me what is going on with Jewel's breasts??? This is the look she sported to the CMA awards the other night, and frankly, I would sue the plastic surgeon who created those Frankensteinian un-funbags. Yikes!

In other Jewel news, she says she has a country album all set to go, now that she's fully "gone country" with her her man, bullriding champ, Ty Murray. Jewel says that she has wanted to do this album her whole career, but her label wouldn't support it.

Jewel is the latest pop star to go the country route, following in the footsteps of Michelle Branch, and even Jessica Simpson, who is working on a country disc now.

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'The View' Continues Jumping the Shark With Simpson


ABC's 'The View' is about to get a whole lot blonder and dumber with the addition of Jessica Simpson as a replacement co-host for Elizabeth Hasselback, who is on maternity leave.

Simpson will sit in on the talk-fest November 15-16, and hopefully will provide many moments of blonde fun, just like she did on 'Newlyweds'.

I'm hoping Whoopi eats Chestica for breakfast, and then spits her back out before tea.

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Simpson Collects Big Bucks for Zits


Hopefully we are going to be spared any films in the near future with Jessica Simpson in them, since she has just renewed her spokesperson contract with Proactiv for a cool 3 million bucks.

Jessica's business manager David Levin said: "She did re-sign for another year, she has a great relationship with them."

The blonde actress - who angered Proactiv bosses in 2005 when she put her clear skin down to prescription medicine Accutane - has filmed new TV adverts for the company, which are expected to broadcast at Christmas.

Jessica previously praised the treatment, saying: "I just had so much build up and so many clogged pores that once I started using Proactiv Solution, my face was just shining. I'm passionate about Proactiv because it worked for me and it gave me so much confidence."

Jessica is one of many female celebrities to promote the "three-step treatment system", others have included Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Jessica Simpson to Have Baby With Gay Hairdresser?


There's a rumor going around that Jessica Simpson is so desperate to have her own biological mini-me, that she has gotten gay hairdresser Ken Paves to agree to donate his sperm.

"She and Ken were having dinner and Jess was moaning about how she couldn't find a man to commit and how immature the guys she has dated have been."

"Jess suggested artificial insemination. Ken is just as eager to have a baby, but his boyfriend isn't as keen on the idea."

"However, she and Ken agreed to begin the process in the next six months."

Hopefully she won't be forcing the kid to wear those god-awful hair extensions of hers.

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Pimpa Joe Pimps Out Jessica


I thought the relationship between Pimpa Joe Simpson and his spawn Jessica couldn't get any more skeevy, but I was mistaken. Reportedly, while at the Rolling Stone party in Vegas, Pimpa Joe spotted a major hunkadoodle whom he thought would be perfect for his baby girl. He then gave the random guy his assistant's number and told him he'd set him with a date with Jess.

Would you call?

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Britney Overstates the Obvious Upon Leaving Stage


After an abyssmal performance at the MTV VMA's, Britney Spears exited the stage in tears saying "I looked like a fat pig!" Apparently while on stage Brit could see herself on big screens all over the place, and wasn't pleased with what she saw.

Out there in excusesland, there are a myriad of stories circulating as to why the trainwreck that is Britney did so poorly for her comeback. In no particular order:

1) A parting of the ways with her stylist. Some reports say Ken Paves was the stylist and he refused to work with her and quit. Other reports say she canned him, and before he left he chopped up the long extension she was supposed to wear. She ended up wearing Jessica Simpsons line of exptensions called Hair-Do, and if that's how they look when on, count me out as a future customer.

More on the hair: Brit wanted to go brown for the night, and her handlers refused to allow it.

2) MTV had picked out a figure flattering corset outfit for Brit, which she refused, opting instead for the disastrous bra and hotpants number which she had brought with her from home.

3) Supposedly one of the stiletto heels on her boots broke as she was going on stage, which would account somewhat for some very apparent wobbles as she danced.

4) Someone said that she overheard Sarah Silverman rehearsing her skewering lines before Brit went on, but Sarah herself says she never rehearses out loud beforehand.

5)The entire routine was changed at the last minute to not include the intricate and uninsurable illusions planned by magician Criss Angel.

More on Criss Angel: Supposedly he dumped her right before she was supposed to go on, and was out with another woman the night before.

6) Yadda, yadda, yadda. The list goes on and on. All I know is she sucked rotten eggs when she should have given this, possibly her last shot at a comeback, 1000%. Dumbass.

Mayer and Simpson: Dunzo


Seemingly mere moments after Pimpa Joe gave his double thumbs up to daughter Jessica Simpson's and John Mayer's relationship, sadly, it's all over.

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have ended their romance – but perhaps not for good, a source close to Simpson tells PEOPLE.

"They have broken up," says the source. "But they have broken up and gotten back together at least ten times before."

According to the source, the pair are in constant contact – even as Simpson promotes her film Major Movie Star at the Cannes Film Festival in France. "They talk to each other at least six times a day. I don't know if this breakup is permanent, but for right now they are broken up."

In fact, the pair have "been emailing and talking to each other," since Simpson went to Cannes, says a Simpson friend. "I'm sure they'll get back together."

As for why the two singers split, a friend of Mayer's says, "John did say that he broke up [with Jessica]. He said that it was because he was just over it."

But the pal says there is no other woman. "He's fine about it, he's not upset – but he's definitely not looking for someone right now."

A split between the two has happened before, and I predict that this is yet another publicity stunt concocted by Pimpa Joe. After all, Chestica does have a new movie coming out soon, and her last two have both been bombs.

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Just Call Her Britney Simpson


The question of the day is: Will Pimpa Joe Simpson take over Britney Spears career, now that she has illegally fired Larry Rudolph? Jessica Simpson thinks it's a possibility, and has offered the services of her Svengali-like daddy to help Brit's career comeback.

Jess, according to Rush & Molloy, offered to call Brit to set something up for daddy dearest, who's been mulling taking over the reins on Spears' career ever since she dumped Larry Rudolph. He tried setting up a meeting over the weekend, says a source, though Jess' rep denies that.

And Joe's swooping in just when Brit's real father figure – her dad Jamie – has been publicly trashing her and blaming her for blaming him and his mother for her rehab-instigating troubles.

Just what Britney needs: another overbearing, money grubbing, spotlight grabbing man in her life.

What the Heck is Up With the Mom Jeans Trend??


Mischa Barton never met a trend she didn't like, even if it's supremely unflattering. Following in the inexplicable footsteps of Jessica Simpson and Scarlett Johansson, Barton steps out in pleated and high waisted "mom jeans".

Stop the madness!!!

Photo: US Weekly

Because She Just Looks That Bad.....


In case you missed it the first time around, here's another look at Jessica Simpson's mom jeans. Not only are they high waisted and give her camel-toe, but apparently she's even pulling them further up her butt in the photo. Ouch!!

Jess actually wore this really bad look out clubbing.

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Jessica Simpson Wears "Mom Jeans"


Seriously, what was Jessica Simpson thinking when she went out in these high-waisted, pleated monstrosities on her lower half? I haven't seen mom jeans like those in a while, and I had hoped I would never see them again. Simpson looks like she weighs about 180 pounds, which on her would be an awful lot. Someone please tell Jess that just because some store sells pants like that, and she can afford to buy whatever she wants, doesn't mean she has to.

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Vanessa Minnillo Wants Jessica Simpson's Other Man Too


Vanessa Minnillo is hard at work seemingly trying to turn herself into a low rent version of Jessica Simpson, including having a cosmetics line and her ex-hubby Nick Lachey. Minillo isn't stopping there either.

Reportedly she is after Jess's mane man Ken Paves, and wants him to turn her tresses into a Jennifer Lopez-like work of art. Unfortunately for Vanessa, Paves' main allegiance is to BFF Jessica, and he won't do anything to upset her, which would probably include working on Minnillo's hair.

I guess Vanessa better start looking for a new do to copy, with a different stylist attached to it.

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Simpson and Mayer's Wild Monkey Sex


Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have been travelling the world as of late, while Mayer has been on a concert tour. The couple has been making their presence known in hotels, if a Female First article is to be believed.

Jessica Simpson stunned guests at a Rome hotel by romping noisily with her lover John Mayer, it has been claimed.

The 'Employee of the Month' actress was seen having dinner with the American musician in the romantic Italian city before heading back to the exclusive luxury Hotel de Russie.

When they got back to their room the couple's energetic bedroom antics could reportedly be heard through the walls.

A source revealed to More magazine: "Jessica and John got back fairly early and stayed in all night. But by the sounds of it, they didn't get to sleep for a long time.

"This woman was saying she couldn't believe Jessica sounded like she was getting it on so loudly in the room next door."

Perhaps they should consider renting houses from now on while on tour. They can be as loud as they want and not bother anyone.

Jessica Simpson Buys Daddy a New Car


Jessica Simpson felt so much gratitude for her Pimpa Joe, that she bought him his dream car: a $300,000 black Ferarri. Apparently Pa Simpson couldn't justify spending that kind of money on a set of wheels, but he had his eye on it. Jess went out and got it for him to thank him for all the hard work he's put in managing her and little sis Ashlee's careers.

A source tells In Touch magazine, "He was unbelievably thrilled. Jessica wanted him to know how much she appreciates everything he does."

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Vote for GQ's Sexiest Covergirl Ever

You can vote for the sexiest woman ever to grace the cover of GQ magazine. Contenders include Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston, and more. To see all the covers and vote for your favorite, click here.

May the sexiest woman win! Personally I'm voting for Charlize Theron.

Right now Adriana Lima is in the lead with 25% of the vote, but that could change!

Jessica Simpson Boo-Hoo's



The National Enquirer's Mike Walker is reporting an alleged incident that happened before Jessica Simpson went on tour with alleged boyfriend John Mayer.

Mega-Blonde Jessica Simpson shocked everyone when she danced into LA club Hyde as a brand-new bottle redhead - then reappeared re-dyed at Hyde just four days later...this time as a brunette! But as Jessica stood giggling with galpals about getting back to her roots, a feisty female suddenly came out of nowhere, went in her face and snarled: "A leopard can't change her spots - you're a dumb blonde and you ALWAYS will be!" Jessica burst into boo-hoo's, ran into the ladies' john - then exited the joint moments later.

Good Charlotte Will Host Guest on Tourbus



Taking a page from the Jessica Simpson play book, Nicole Richie will be going on tour with boyfriend Joel Madden's band, Good Charlotte.

A pal tells Life & Style magazine, "Joel and Nicole discussed the idea of being apart while he toured and weren't looking forward to it. Being cramped in a bus is far from ideal, but they want to do it. Nic's really looking forward to it."

The two have reportedly been house hunting together, and have been dating about three months.

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Jessica Simpson Follows in Angelina's Footsteps



The formerly blond Jessica Simpson is following in Angelina Jolie's humanitarian footsteps, and helped out a Mexican orphanage this week. She donated an eight passenger minivan to the orphanage, which had no vehicle to get around in.

Last Fall Jessica had won a Chrysler Crossfire at an MTV swag suite, and had drawn a little press for opting to keep the car. Now it seems that the popster asked Chrysler to exchange the coupe for a minivan, which she promptly donated to the needy orphans. Jess isn't stopping there! She's also selling the red gown that she wore in a Pizza Hut Super Bowl commercial, on Ebay, and donating the proceeds from the sale to the same orphanage.

I guess we'll see how many orphans she ends up taking home with her in exchange.

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