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Showing posts with label Kimberly Stewart. Show all posts

DJ AM Moving Down the Hollywood Food Chain


Just because DJ AM hasn't come right out in a magazine interview and said he's shtupping starlets (think Brody Jenner in Details) for fame, doesn't mean that's isn't what he's doing. I think, no, I KNOW he could have done better than replace Mandy Moore with celebutard whorebag Kimberly Stewart. I bet he and Brody Jenner put names of all the skanky starlets in a hat and then randomly pick one to see who they get to date next.

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Today's WTF Moment: FHM's Top 20 Bachelorettes


FHM men's mag, has published their list of the world's most eligible bachelorettes, and out of all those single women they chose Kimberly Stewart as number one. What???? Yes, the skanky, former BFF of Paris Hilton tops the list, besting other candidates like Carmen Electra, Britain's Princess Beatrice, Lindsay Lohan, Hilton herself, Scarlett Johannson, Gisele Bundchen, and Maria Sharapova.

I really would like to know what the judging criteria was, because ditzy stoner blond isn't high on mine.

Whatever.

Here's the top 20:

1 Kimberly Stewart

2 Carmen Electra

3 Princess Beatrice

4 Sarah Harding

5 Scarlett Johansson

6 Lindsay Lohan

7 Maria Sharapova

8 Paris Hilton

9 Keeley Hazell

10 Keira Knightley

11 Ivanka Turmp

12 Nicky Hilton

13 Lydia Hearst-Shaw

14 Amanda Hearst

15 Gisele Bundchen

16 Holly Branson

17 Jenna Bush

18 Barbara Bush

19 Britney Spears

20 Kate Moss

Joe Francis Fallout After Stern Show

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Tara Reid no longer wants to be Joe Francis' friend, after Francis called her "the worst lay" that he's ever had. The scarred starlet was approached at a party over the weekend by Francis, but she turned to him and said, "Get away from me! Never talk to me again!"

This after Francis appeared on Howard Stern's satellite radio show to talk about a leagl battle, and instead dished about his past sexual liaisons with Paris Hilton, Kim Stewart, and Reid.

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Bad, Bad, BAD Joe Francis

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Source: Celeb News Wire
Creator of 'Girls Gone Wild', and general scum of the earth Joe Francis went on Howard Stern's radio show to talk about the lawsuit that he and Paris Hilton have against parisexposed.com. Unfortunately for Paris, Tara Reid, Kimberley Stewart, Lindsay Lohan and whomever else was unlucky enough to be mentioned, Joe Francis appeared to not be in control of what he was saying, or he just didn't care.

Francis intended to only talk about the legal aspects, but he ended up blowing the lid off (no pun intended) his sexcapades with aforementioned quartet of actresses/celebutards, and rated them in bed and orally.

Ay yi yi! Joe Francis has to be a drunken tard to open his mouth like that, and I can only imagine what the backlash will be from the frenemy girls.

Here's a few choice things he had to say:

1) Paris gives the better blowjob.
2) Tara was the worst in bed.
3) Tara was the only one he'd used a condom with.
3) Tara laid there like a dead fish, and apparently her nethers smelled like one too.
4) He would never have sex with Paris again in the future after seeing her medical documents on the website they are suing.
5) He also claims that he and Paris are not behind the website, but he goes on to mention the site by name several times, as if plugging it.

Hmmmm.

Harry Morton Downgrades to D-List Stewart

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Lindsay Lohan's ex, Harry Morton, doesn't want to be seen in public with Kimberly Stewart.

The not-yet-confirmed couple was spotted coming out of Beverly Hills Pimps & Hos on Sunday, where Harry, owner of the Pink Taco restaurant chain, covered his face with a sweatshirt in an attempt to block photogs from getting a shot of him with Stewart.

Is he ashamed of downgrading from La Lohan to D-lister Kimberly Stewart?

Trump Throws Party. D-List Shows Up

From TMZ
Jessica and little sister Ashlee were doing a bit of sibling bonding on Wednesday night, when our very own G-Hollywood caught up with them at the Trump Vodka launch party at Le Deux.

The sisters were spotted trying to sneak past photogs by skipping the red carpet and going directly to the backdoor of the trendy Hollywood club. Jess and Ash were giggiling when they were caught by paparazzi.

Also on hand to support the Donald; Mekhi Phifer from ER, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, Kim Stewart, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Lisa & Brittny Gastineau, and Haylie Duff.