Should Brody Jenner Be Worried?

I wonder if Brody Jenner is scratching his head and asking himself what his ex Nicole Richie is doing lunching with his other ex/BFF/whatever Lauren Conrad? Is this the oddest pair up since bananas and mayonnaise, or what??

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Popwreck Spears Lands in Vegas Club

Everyday trainwreck Britney Spears walks the red carpet at LAX nightclub at The Luxor in Las Vegas. Spears was the hostess for the grand opening of the club, which was also attended by Nicky Hilton, Wilmer Valderrama, Fed-Ex's ex Shar Jackson, Brody Jenner, and Dave Navarro.

Well with a guest list like that, I wouldn't have stayed either.

The ditzy blond stayed all of 20 minutes. Long enough to walk the red carpet, have a quick tour of the club, do a little dancing from her seat, and then she left, apparently to spend the rest of the evening hanging out with Mindfreak magician Criss Angel.

Perhaps he can do Brit Brit a favor and make her bad weave disappear. Is it just me, or does hair look like it's attached to her hat, like at one of those joke costume shops?

Cavallari Takes a Lesson From Papa Joe Simpson

Former 'Laguna Beach' reality star Kristin Cavallari has taken a lesson straight out Papa Joe Simpson's playbook, and is reaping the monetary benefits.

Like Paris Hilton, she's charging club owners for personal appearances that might produce publicity for their venues in celebrity-obsessed weekly magazines. She was clever enough to spark a bidding war between Tao Las Vegas and Pure Las Vegas for the rights to hold her 21st birthday event - and bids are already up to $100,000. Cavallari has also mastered a method originated by Jessica Simpson and her father, Joe. She has a friend who fronts as a "personal photographer" and gets the "big photos" of her making out with pal Nick Zano. She then sells the images to the tabs, who give her a percentage. The practice "infuriates event organizers who pay her to attend their events because they only get C-rate photos for their use," a spy said. Cavallari's rep said, "We have some nice offers from different venues to hold Kristin's birthday party, and she has not yet chosen one . . . In this time of stalkerazzi who invade her privacy, Kristin, like many other celebs, has found a way to try to counter and control these uncomfortable situations and work with photographers they know and trust."

Well whatever works for her to extend her 15 minutes of fame, because at this point I think people are starting to ask "Kristin who?" Perhaps she needs to take a page out of Brody Jenner's playbook and date famous as well.

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DJ AM Moving Down the Hollywood Food Chain

Just because DJ AM hasn't come right out in a magazine interview and said he's shtupping starlets (think Brody Jenner in Details) for fame, doesn't mean that's isn't what he's doing. I think, no, I KNOW he could have done better than replace Mandy Moore with celebutard whorebag Kimberly Stewart. I bet he and Brody Jenner put names of all the skanky starlets in a hat and then randomly pick one to see who they get to date next.

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Spencer Pratt: America's Most Hated

Spencer Pratt, resident 'Hills' dog and boyfriend of star Heidi Montag, has taken over K-Fed's reign as America's Most Hated. It seems the male celebutard is having a hard time getting past the velvet rope into nightclubs these days and fans of 'The Hills' are yelling at him on the street. The only club that regularly allows him in the door is Area, which is the creation of Brent Bolthouse, girlfriend Heidi's employer.

A well-placed source on the Left Coast scene tells Radar. "Spencer can't get in anywhere in L.A. He's so hated that people come up to him on the street and verbally abuse him. Area is the only place that will tolerate him."

Pratt and fellow celebutard Brody Jenner came off as class A a**holes in a Details magazine interview where Jenner spilled the beans on their plan to date their way up the Hollywood foodchain.

Lauren Conrad Responds to Brody Jenner

Poor Lauren Conrad. Her ex, Brody Jenner, goes on record saying that he used her to get famous. What a cad. Anyway, Ted Casablanca asked her how she felt when she read the dirt, and, to her credit, LC responded honestly.

Less jovial, more jumpy, was Lauren Conrad, when I asked her about that infamous interview Brody Jenner gave to Details. “I found it a little bit hurtful, because I know that I don’t use people to get places,” she said. “If being famous is really that important to you, then go for it...But it’s kinda sad that you have to step on other people.”

I asked if she felt like he used her to get his mug on MTV. “I think that’s pretty apparent now, yeah,” she said dryly.

We'll see how many dates Jenner is able to score in the future once the gals in Hollyweird get wise to his ways.

Brody Jenner Tries to Extend His 15 Minutes

Brody Jenner, recently profiled in Details magazine, is now saying that he is "horrified", and was misunderstood and misquoted by the article. Jenner tells PEOPLE that the article unfairly makes him look uncaring about those he truly cares about.

"I have broad shoulders and can handle what is written about me personally but when I am misquoted or mischaracterized as exhibiting a disrespectful attitude towards someone I care about, I feel I need to clarify the situation," says Jenner. "I genuinely love Nicole... I would never say or do anything hurtful to those I love and respect. I'm sorry it was represented that way."

Asked for comment about the story Details editor-in-chief Daniel Peres tells PEOPLE: "Details stands by the story 100 percent."

Brody Jenner: L.A. Man-Whore

Who is Brody Jenner, you ask? I've got the answer. He's just some guy, who decided one day with his buddy, other LA man-whore Spencer Pratt, that he wanted to become famous, and he was going to do it by dating someone famous. The two clubrats settled on Nicole Richie, and through a discussion of her famed non-eating habits pegged her as Jenner's ticket to notoriety. He's also Olympic athlete Bruce Jenner's son, but he chose not to play that card much.

Pratt said, "Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you're gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that sh--, bro. You'll be, like, a f---ing hero to America."

The two began dating last August, and Jenner's name suddenly became known, but his relationship with Richie hit the skids soon after. So he and his buddy, Pratt, had to come up with plan B, which was for both of them to date the girls from MTV's 'The Hills', and get their faces out for all of America's gen Y'ers to see. Brody bagged Lauren Conrad, and Spencer took on her roommate Heidi Montag. Pratt and Montag's relationship is currently playing out for the MTV crowd, while Jenner's stab at LC only lasted a few episodes.

However the plan to become quasi-famous has worked, because Jenner is the subject of a Details magazine interview, and US Weekly is running a contest to win a date with him. It follows the same premise as the movie 'Win a Date With Tad Hamilton', and the "lucky" winner will be flown to LA for the star treatment and a date with the erstwhile Jenner.

Brody however, just wants to meet a nice non-LA girl. He says that the scene in LA is fake, and like a movie set 24/7. "This whole scene, this whole town – it's so fake," he says. "It's like a movie set, like my life is a movie set. These people, they all think it's real, but it's not."

In fact, this nice girl scenario could be just what his new MTV show needs, he says. "Actually, you now, that's gonna be a component of our new MTV show – me leaving L.A. to meet a normal girl. It might be hard, though, with all the cameras."

You think? No movie set in that set-up.

To read the entire Details article, click here.

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