Celebutard Celebrates Birthday Circus Style

Paris Hilton, heirhead extraordinaire, celebrated her 26th birthday in style in Las Vegas at the Hard Rock this past weekend. What do you get to entertain the celebutard that has everything? Well midgets, goats, and a monkey, of course!

A source told the New York Post, "There were midgets leading a pack of goats around the room and Paris was playing with a monkey. Paris spent a lot of time making out with Stavros and dancing. They downed TY KU liquor and bottles of Dom Perignon."

Sounds very highbrow to me.

Sources also said that she divided her time between making out with Niarchos, and broke billionaire, Brandon "greasybear" Davis, and that the three ended up spending the night in the same suite later in the evening.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

A big no-show for the night was BFF, Nicole Richie, who Paris announced several times was onher way, but ultimately bagged the festivities for unknown alternatives. One who did make an appearance was Scott Storch, whom Paris had insulted previously by skipping his birthday party in Miami.

Paris and her bestest buds then moved the party to a bowling alley, where they stayed until the wee hours.

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Storch Alone on His Birthday?

Awww. There's always two sides, at least, to every story, and never do the reps stories match up to the rest. So it's no surprise here when sources told Page Six that Scott Storch was upset when none of his invited famous ladyfriends made it to the birthday bash he threw for himself last month in Miami. He was expecting names like Paris, Lindsay, and Britney, but none of them showed. I guess the embattled girls were a bit busy dealing with their own issues to bother kickin' it withe music producer on his big day. Even Kelly Rowland, who was supposed to sing 'Happy Birthday', was a no-show.

Of course, reps for Storch say he wasn't upset -- he had Derek Jeter and Ludacris there, and a naked girl jumping out of a cake.

Sounds like a sausage-fest to me. Good times!

Scott Storch: Good Guy

From Janet Charlton



We're hearing that music producer Scott Storch is the real brains behind getting Lindsay Lohan into rehab- certainly not Brandon Davis, who seems to be taking credit for it. According to an insider, here's what went down: Lindsay and Scott and Paris Hilton were partying like crazy Saturday night at Xenii. Brandon who is Paris's roomate was by their side. They were boozing it up, making out with each other and there just MIGHT have been some white powder flying around. "Paris is a big instigator when it comes to overdoing anything." It got to be such an orgy of indulgence that Scott became the voice of reason - he said "Enough is enough!" (He wants Lindsay as a recording artist.) He saw that Lindsay was WAY too messed up . A few days later he suggested that Lindsay and Brandon both go to rehab and volunteered to take them. They agreed, but Brandon backed out at the last minute leaving Lindsay on her own.