Extreme Clutter

My desk area is such a mess and half the things there don't serve much of a purpose.
-half empty box of Grape flauored Mike and Ike
-Creative Zen mp3 player/Zune/Classic Ipod
-1/5 empty bottle of Dasani
-4 McDonalds kids toys
-Graphing paper note cards
-Doma figure
-Stockbyte: resource kit NINE cards
-psp, 3 old school gameboys, gameboy pocket, yellow gameboy, Game com, Game gear, and a R-Zone
-random mangas/comics
-two ikea stuffed creatures
-random music and blank CDs and DVDs
-5 package design books, three drawing book, 6 magazines
-Un-open pack of kool-aid pogs
-a key that goes to some door in the house (I don't know)
-drawing tablet
-Spiderman Popcorn holder
-a big azz sharpie (Super Sharpie)
-a spoon
-an other spoon
-a fork
-TMNT 2 (nes)
- and a black cassette tape