The Wardrobe Malfunctions at the Oscars

People.com reported on the innocent occurences that befell some of the red carpet folk as they took their turn in front of the photographers. Sadly for the bored masses, no nipples or bare buns made an appearance.

No, not that kind of wardrobe malfunction. But these ladies – and their outfits – barely made it out of the red carpet alive! Below, the injured parties on the red carpet:

• Maggie Gyllenhaal's dress looked great on the red carpet – literally. Her feather-trimmed Proenza Schouler dress shedded wherever she walked.

• Only halfway down the red carpet, and Eddie Murphy's girlfriend Tracey Edmonds's long gown already had a hole in it.

• Gwyneth Paltrow made it out of the red carpet unscathed, but just a few steps into the Kodak Theatre, a woman stepped on the train of her Zac Posen gown. Thankfully, there were no visible rips – but Paltrow picked up the train. (She should have taken a cue from Kate Winslet, who employed a professional train-holder for part of the night.)

• Isla Fisher's jeweled bracelet broke on the red carpet, leaving her and fiancé Sacha Baron Cohen to fiddle with the troubled clasp as they continued to make their way down the carpet.

This was a GOOD night for Isla Fisher. At the Golden Globes the back of her dress ripped open, exposing her granny panties underneath.