Yeah, Sarah, Jimmy's F*****g Ben Affleck

In a great retaliatory effort at getting girlfriend Sarah Silverman back for "F*****g Matt Damon", Jimmy Kimmel creates his music video, "I'm F*****g Ben Affleck". Kimmel also recruits a who's who of Hollywood and music stars to sing backup and solos, as well as cameo appearances.

The quirky list includes Brad Pitt, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Macy Gray, Dominc Monaghan, Benji and Joel Madden, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson, Lance Bass, and Cameron Diaz. I guess Jennifer Garner and Angelina Jolie weren't available?

Anyway, I think Sarah Silverman's video was better because of it's originality. Kimmel's video is funny, but it was a bit of a copycat version to me, which, I guess, was the point.

Jimmy Kimmel Strikes Back With Ben Affleck

SURE, Sarah Silverman bragged about sleeping with Matt Damon, but where's the love for Ben Affleck? Last week, Silverman surprised her boyfriend, Jimmy Kimmel, on his show with a music video called "I'm [Bleep]ing Matt Damon," featuring Silverman and the "Bourne Identity" star singing together about their faux affair. Now Kimmel is striking back with a song called "I'm [bleep]ing Ben Affleck." Our source told us the video for this song, set to the theme of "We Are the World," will star Affleck, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Harrison Ford, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

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The Afflecks Are Too Cute!

Ben and Violet play with a kitten, and then Ben and Jen engage in some PDA. Who says these two are on the verge of a break up? Say it isn't so!

Casting News: Ben Affleck in 'He's Just Not That Into You'

Ben Affleck joins a really great ensemble cast for the film 'He's Just Not That Into You', that includes Drew Barrymore (who also produces via her Flower Films company), Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Connelly, Kevin Connolly, Bradley Cooper, Ginnifer Goodwin, Scarlett Johansson, Justin Long, and Kris Kristofferson.

IMDB gives the plot synopsis as: The Baltimore-set movie of interconnecting story arcs deals with the challenges of reading or misreading human behavior.

Affleck will play Aniston's boyfriend, a man whose unwillingness to commit to marriage puts great strain on their relationship. Kristofferson will play Aniston's father.

I'm really excited to see how this film turns out because I love almost everyone who has been cast so far, with the exception of Scarlett Johansson. We'll see who is able to act their way out of a wet paper bag first: Ben or Scarlett.

It could be a very long day waiting to see the result of that match up.

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Jennifer Garner's April Allure Cover

I love the spread in the April '07 Allure magazine. Where else do you get to see Jen as a dominatrix/housewife in a patent leather jumpsuit?

Ben Affleck is one lucky dog.

Ben Affleck Goes Straight to Video

Boston Red Sox uber-fan Ben Affleck has signed on to narrate a DVD put out by the Red Sox and is aimed at little kids. Called 'Red Sox Baby: Raising Tomorrow's Boston Red Sox Fan Today', the DVD prepares infants and toddlers to become Red Sox baseball fans. It features Red Sox footage, graphics and merchandise to help teach counting, spelling, shape and color recognition. The release date is set for April 17.

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Garner Wants to get Groove on With Hubby Affleck

Jennifer Garner is horny, and she wants the world to know it. Well, maybe not really, but she is ditching her granny jammies and buying up lacy things to wear for her hubby Ben Affleck.

Now that the 'Alias' star has shed the baby weight, and gotten all toned up, she wants to spice up their love life before Ben goes to work on his next film. A source said, "Jennifer has ditched her unattractive jim-jams and been busy shopping for lacy lingerie."

The couple is planning a romantic vacation that will include a nanny for daughter Violet, so the two can spend some quality time putting the newly purchased lingerie to work.

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Damon Gives Clooney Stamp of Heterosexuality

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After hearing all of the persistent rumors that best bud Geroge Clooney is gay, Matt Damon felt the need to speak up and clear the air of any misconception. He couldn't resist having a joke at his friend's expense though.

He says, "I thought I'd heard all the gossip, although people always think all actors are gay. It was the same for me and Ben (Affleck) when we were doing Good Will Hunting. There was a lot of talk we were gay, and I didn't respond to it. I just thought, 'F--- you!' Why give rumours any credence? A lot of movie stars have a feminine quality, but George is a man's man - although so was (1950s actor) Rock Hudson, right?!"

Clooney is a notorious prankster, so we'll see if he decides fire back at Matt's quip.

The Afflecks See Things More Clearly

From Pop Sugar

Jen, Ben and baby Violet went to the eye doctor in Santa Monica yesterday. The happy family is so normal but we just can't get enough of them. Little Violet is just so precious. Jen recently spoke about how much she loves being a mother and how beautiful it is to watch Ben with their daughter. Jen has learned other lessons as well. She told People, "I was rocking her, and she was fascinated by the light hitting the ceiling. I thought, 'God, for the past five years, I haven't stopped to look at light on the ceiling for (one) second.' To slow down and go at her pace has been such a gift."

Jen Garner's Weight Issues

From DListed



Jennifer Garner has said in the past that she couldn’t even look at herself after giving birth to Violet Affleck, because she thought she looked like a fat ass! She’s also saying that she refused to do a scene in a bikini for her new movie Catch and Release, because she didn’t want to subject viewers to her fatness.

She said, “It got a little ridiculous and I got on the treadmill and I lost weight. It’s that simple. I stopped stuffing my face and I started running and lost weight. I cut out bagels and croissants and muffins and all the good stuff and went back to having a salad once a day with some protein. I can’t do a crash diet. I know that if I do that I’ll just gain more back… There were actually a couple of bikini scenes in ‘Catch & Release,’ where I said, ‘I can’t get ready for a bikini that quickly; take it out.’”

Isn’t that what post-production is for? Furthermore, she really hates herself doesn’t she know? I know at least 20 girls that would kill their unborn children to look like that.