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I've been staring at this picture for the better part of an hour trying to decide if Tori Spelling's breasts were surgically made to look that robotic and chest-centric, or if it's just an unfortunate side effect of that unfortunate dress she's wearing. I mean, in theory, the dress is okay, but I think she may have tried to squeeze her silicone enhanced sweater puppies into a size zero dress that was clearly not meant for that size of breast. She also has a bobblehead kind of thing going on now that tells me that she has lost a little too much weight, and before long she is going to look like a lollipop with bad hooters and overinflated lips.