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J. Lo States the Obvious

Jennifer Lopez finally decided to confirm her pregnancy to the crowd on the last stop of her and hubby Marc Anthony's 'El Cantante' tour.

"Marc and I are expecting a baby!" the glowing singer announced to a shocked audience.

Just as surprised? Husband (and fellow tour headliner) Marc Anthony, who shrugged his shoulders, caressed his wife's stomach, then leaned over and kissed her belly. "I didn't know she was going to talk," he told the crowd.

"The whole arena went insane," says one concert-goer. "It was awesome!"

Lopez thanked the audience for the applause and said, "We are happy, too." She then turned sideways to reveal her profile and show off her very noticeable bump.

Yeah. Duh. Anyway, the upside for me is that from now on we will be spared photos of those god-awful Roberto Cavalli mu-mu's she has been wearing, that look like an acid trip gone way wrong. Cavalli should be publicly flogged for designing such horrid crap. Unfortunately, he might just enjoy that sort of thing.

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J. Lo's Marriage on the Rocks?

Sources told Page Six says that the marriage of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony may have hit a rough patch. Witnesses report seeing several fights starting back on New Year's Eve and continuing through Super Bowl in Miami. Insiders speculate that the issues could be child related, or the lack thereof. Jen seems to want to put off having some, while Marc, who has four other kids with a couple different ladies, wants them now. There is also Anthony's interest in Scientology.

I guess I don't see where the Scientology thing is an issue, since Jen's dad is a Scientologist, and they are very lovey-dovey with TomKat. Also Lopez has gone on the record saying that they have been trying to have a baby, and SHE was the one looking into Scientology to help in getting pregnant. The Page Six story seems to contradict everything I have read about these two so far. So take what you will from it, I guess.

TomKat Does Superbowl Miami

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Tom Cruise let Katie out of the golden Scientology castle for a little trip to Miami for Superbowl weekend. The two of them showed up at J-Lo's pre-party concert.

While Katie left lipstick on Tom's face, Marc Anthony dry-humped J-Lo-'s leg on stage.

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.