73 Days and Counting: James Brown Still Not Buried

Music legend James Brown has been dead for 73 days, and because of legal disputes over his will, he still hasn't been laid to rest. There are also paternity claims that are holding up the process, while his trustees wait for DNA samples to be taken from the body.

The Godfather of Soul's body is being held in an undisclosed climate-controlled location until the disputes are settled.

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James Brown Buried: Finally

After two months of limbo and family arguments, James Brown has finally been buried at an undisclosed location.

The man who watched over Brown's remains told reporters that he opened the sealed casket daily to check on the body.

I can only imagine what that might have smelled like. Yuck.

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Wacko Jacko at Large in the U.S. Again

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Parents, lock up your kiddo's, 'cause Michael Jackson's back! TMZ reports that "The Gloved One" has returned stateside, but no one seems to know where he is....and that's the way he wants to keep it. Jackson gave a phone interview with the AP yesterday, but refused to reveal his whereabouts "for security reasons". On a more bizarre note, the interviewer was only allowed to ask one question, which was "How are you?", to which Jackson replied "I'm fine, thank you."

The King of Flop has made recent US appearances at James Brown's funeral, and in Las Vegas where he spent a bunch of money he doesn't have. Fortunately, he has a chance to make up for the spent dough in Japan in March, where fans will have to pay over 3 grand to shake his gloved hand.

Watch out you fans! Who knows where that hand has been??

The Godfather of Smell

From Hollyweird Gazette
Lysol must not be cutting it in the Brown household anymore, because James Brown's body has been moved out of the home, where it been since December 30th (yack), and put in an undisclosed location...and unfortunately the location is not six feet under, because Brown's lawyer says that no decision on where Brown's final resting place will be has been made.

Meanwhile, the six vultures that James spawned are planning on talking to the Presley's about how it is they opened Graceland, so that they might do the same thing with their father's home, even putting the body in a mausoleum and including his grave in the home-turned-museum.

Can't they plant the poor man already?!!! While the greedy little pests search for crumbs , the stench of James Brown is starting to attract the buzzards!