The Best of 2008

Thanks to New York's Daily News, they have put together some of this year's most memorable quotes from the mouths of, shall we say, some of our favorite celebs:

"You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it's kind of crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I'm so moody all the time. I know I couldn't be able to run a country 'cause I'd be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, you know?" - Brooke Hogan on her reality show.

"Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, you know?" - Heidi Montag to USA Today.

"I cried my eyelashes off." - Oprah Winfrey on Barack Obama's win in November.

"This song is for the emotionally retarded. You might know a few people who fall into that category. God knows I do." - Madonna shortly after her divorce became public.

"Somebody needs to step up and get this young woman into some quality care - and I do not apologize one whit, not one second, for trying to make this happen." - Dr. Phil on Britney Spears.

"Chace is built like a porcelain doll. I don't even know if he bleeds. He might have been crafted by Mattel. He has, like, the teen-idol genome. He's...beautiful." - Penn Badgley on costar Chace Crawford.

"I think it's really artsy. It wasn't in a skanky way. Annie took, like, a beautiful shot, and I thought that was really cool. That's what she wanted me to do, and you can't say no to Annie. She's so cute. She gets this puppy-dog look and you're like 'Okay.'" - Miley Cyrus on her controversial photo shoot for Vanity Fair.

Brooke Hogan Gets Special Grammy Mention...From Me

I'm pretty sure Brooke Hogan has been reading my blog, and decided to finally take my repeated admonitions (translation: begging) to hire a stylist. She looks much better at the Grammys than we have seen her look, well, ever. Gone are the 3 sizes too small, and exceedingly tacky outfits, and in their place is a class(ier) dress, not too over the top makeup, darker hair, lightened up spray tan, and all around more normal look. Now if she can just get a dress one size larger, and tone down her makeup just a bit more, she'll be presentable on a regular basis.

Baby steps, girl!

Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day: Brooke Hogan

Repeat fashion police offender Brooke Hogan looks like a tranny hooker threw up all over her. I have said it before and I say it again: Brooke, use your daddy's money to hire yourself a stylist. ANY stylist. NOW!!!

WTF was homegirl thinking?

Britney Hogan?

I'm hoping this picture was taken from just a bad angle, because in it, Britney Spears looks like the long lost spawn of Hulk Hogan. She and Spears wannabe Brooke Hogan could be twins. They both rock the tranny look with big limbs.

Photo: People.com

Brooke Hogan? Britney? Huh?

Brooke Hogan is trying WAY to hard to step into Britney Spears' shoes, especially at a time when the Britster is about to launch her own comeback. We so don't need two of those tarts jumping around stage with practically no clothes on. Daddy Hulk Hogan has to be going apes**t that little Brookie is dancing around in bra, panties, and thigh-high stockings in front of the crowd at her performance.

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Another Fashion Disaster for Brooke Hogan

Photo: Celeb Utopia
Someone needs to hire poor Brooke Hogan a stylist, sooner rather than later. Here she is at the T-Mobile Sidekick 3 launch party, looking hella fugly in some sort of milkmaid-gone-awry outfit. So soon after her Grammy's disaster where she designed her own dress that hugged in all the wrong places, and was a very bad shade of green. Brooke.....STOP!

Attack of the 50' Hogan

Who knew Brooke Hogan is an Amazon? Either that, or Fergie is an Oompa Loompa. Take your pick. Here they are posing together at a Superbowl party last weekend.