Mick Jagger Used Bees to Enlarge Penis?

It seems everyone has an opinion on the size, or lack thereof, of Mick Jagger's penis.

Mick Jagger reportedly tried to enlarge his penis by letting bees sting it. The Rolling Stones frontman, whose "small penis" was mocked by a former lover, covered his manhood in bees in the hope that their stings would cause it to swell.

Temple, revealed how the ageing rocker attempted to use the ancient Amazonian marriage ritual while filming scenes for 1982 movie 'Fitzcarraldo'.

Julien, 53, told Radio 4's 'Film Programme': "It involved putting bamboo over the male member and filling it with stinger bees so the member attained the size of the bamboo.

"Mick spent months in the jungle in Peru. He was going mad out there I think."

British director Julien was with The Rolling Stones in Mexico making their 'Undercover of the Night' video.

Former supermodel Janice Dickinson, 52, humiliated Mick when she told TV chat show host Jonathan Ross "Mick has a very small penis".

Bandmate Keith Richards has also weighed in on the penis talk, and mocked Jagger onstage in Boston.

He said: "His c**k's on the end of his nose. And a very small one at that. Huge balls. Small c**k. Ask Marianne Faithful."

Despite it's reportedly small size, it must work better than it's supposed to. Jagger has seven children by four different women. So I guess it's true what they say, money buys you lots of p***y. Wait, maybe that's not what they say, but whatever.

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Jade Jagger S*!#t-Faced on Trans Atlantic Flight

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Jade Jagger, 35 year old daughter of rocker Mick Jagger, caused quite a commotion on board a Virgin Atlantic flight from London to New York. Jagger was escorted to the first-class section of the aircraft, as a guest of Virgin owner Richard Branson.

She proceeded to get blotto drunk, and is alleged to have kicked a flight attendant who was trying to put up her seat tray for landing. A witness said, "Jade was kicking the flight attendant from under her duvet, not allowing the flight attendants to put her tray away because her feet were on it."

Jagger's male friend, a witness said, grabbed a wine glass from a fellow passenger, drained it, and then made an off-color remark to the passenger's female companion.

A passenger told the New York Post, "Jade was escorted onto the plane with two friends.They all proceeded to get drunk and loud and were falling down in the aisles, climbing over seats, pointing at people and talking about them aloud. They helped themselves to bottles of alcohol on the bar and generally disrupted the entire first-class section." The passenger said that at one point the captain had to come out of the cockpit.

Jagger's rep tried to explain away her client's bad behavior, citing a fear of flying. "Jade has a fear of flying and often has a drink before she boards a flight to calm her down. She was taken great care of by the cabin crew at Virgin Atlantic. While she had fun with her traveling companions, she did not realize that her talking and laughing would cause offense and regrets causing any disruption of which, until now, she was completely unaware."

The rep denied all of the incidents except over-indulging in alcohol, saying "There was no climbing over seats. Nor did any falling down the aisles occur, and there was no visit from the captain or reprimand by cabin crew. As far as 'kicking an attendant,' she is utterly dismayed that anyone would even suggest such a thing."

Janice Dickinson Proves She's a Classless Whore...Again

Janice Dickinson goes on the Howard Stern show to promote some crappy TV show she's got, and rather than tell listeners why they should watch the show, she proceeds to trash Mick Jagger, who is one of her exes. She calls him a midget, and is so short you could serve drinks on his head. She continues on to say that he has a tiny penis, and he had told her he had had sex with men, and he's incredibly cheap, and an a**hole.

Crazy crackwhore is calling someone an a**hole. Huh.