Josh Hartnett + Rumer Willis = ????

The National Enquirer is reporting that Josh Hartnett was seen "getting cozy" with celebutard, Rumer Willis, at The Beatrice Inn in NY over the weekend.

"Josh and Rumer were hanging out all night. They definitely seemed to be getting pretty cozy!"

If this is true, than I just lost what little respect for Josh Hartnett I ever had. If Rumer Willis is the best he can do, then the end of the world really is near.

Penelope Cruz and Josh Hartnett a Couple?

Hollywood's most famous beard, Penelope Cruz, is adding yet another notch to her ever increasing belt. This time the notorious maneater is after Josh Hartnett, though sorces say she is going well out of her way to keep the romance under wraps.

In Touch reports that the two lovebirds were spotted at LA's The Little Door, where they asked for a secluded room for themselves.

A waiter tells the publication the couple left through separate doors, but "before they went, they kissed goodbye," adding "they were touchy-feely all night, holding hands and kissing... They were cute."

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Hartnett's a Gentleman

Page Six reports on Josh Hartnett coming to the aid of a female bar patron in NY:

Lower East Side bar regular Josh Hartnett proved himself to be a stand-up citizen the other night. Hartnett and his pals closed down Essex Street watering hole Whiskey Ward, and as they were leaving at 4 a.m., "he stopped a guy from harassing a woman," said our source. "He was just helping her out." No punches were thrown - there were just some raised voices on the corner. A rep for Hartnett - who went to war in "Black Hawk Down" and solved a damsel's murder in "Black Dahlia" - had no comment.

New Couple Alert?

From People.com

Sienna Miller and Josh Hartnett certainly seemed cozy at Hollywood's Chateau Marmont on Tuesday night. Miller, 25, and Hartnett, 28, sat side-by-side on a couch in the hotel restaurant's living room area, laughing and chatting for about an hour before they were joined by a female friend of Miller's. But they kept things intimate – at one point, Miller stood in front of a seated Hartnett, who held on to her thigh with his hand. The pair eventually headed out, cocktails in hand, to the hotel's poolside bungalow area. So are the single actors (she split with Jude Law in November; he most recently dated his Black Dahlia costar Scarlett Johansson) an item? "They're friends, just friends," Miller's rep tells PEOPLE. "They were just hanging out." Seconds a rep for Hartnett: "There is nothing to comment on."