Chris Evans and Emmy Rossum Lock Lips

Onlookers Wednesday night at Teddy's Bar watched 'Fantastic Four' hero Chris Evans and 'Phantom of the Opera's Emmy Rossum in full on makeout mode.

"They were making out in front of everyone," the onlooker says.

Marc Malkin of Planet Gossip says the two just met a week ago, but seem to have taken quite a shine to each other in that time.

I think they look cute together.

Oh Oh Oh, What Was Emmy Rossum Thinking?

I truly have no idea what went through Emmy Rossum's head when she picked out this monster orange dress. Was it, "I look hot...", or perhaps, "I look just like that Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon I saw last year...Yea!", or "I'm so glad I fired my stylist right before this big event..."

Any or all of those things would apply in this situation. Her head looks like it was shrunken by some remote Amazonian tribe, next to the size of that billowy dress.

Emmy, we implore you, get a new stylist, buy a full length, non-funhouse mirror, and for God's sake, stop smoking crack while watching parades with big balloons in them.

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