Bam Drops Trow in Customs Strip Search

'Jackass' Bam Margera got strip searched on the return leg of his honeymoon trip to Dubai.

Margera - who revealed his humiliating experience at an Oscars party held at New York restaurant Elaine's - said: "I guess they were waiting for us to come in because they checked every pocket of our clothes. They even tapped out our cigarettes to make sure it was tobacco.

"Then they led both of us to a certain room, and we both had to get completely nude. I was like, 'Are they kidding?'

"They were like checking under my d**k for something taped under it. I'm like, 'This is literally insane.' "

I can only imagine that he was either s***t scared, or he was looking around desperately trying to find the 'Punk'd' cameras that had to be there. Bummer that there were none!

Margera's Uncle: Dirty Old Lech?

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Bam Margera's uncle Vincent "Don Vito" Margera has been formally charged with 3 counts of sexual assault against children. During an autograph signing in Lakewood, Colorado, the elder Margera was accused of fondling two underage girls, ages 12 and 14, inappropriately. This ocurred back in August of last year, and since the arrest he has been unable to leave the state of Colorado.

Wikipedia has this description of Don Vito: Unlike his brother Phil, who is depicted as kind, easygoing and quiet, Vito is loud and obnoxious. Margera is obese, and is often difficult to understand while speaking (especially when frustrated and/or angry), forcing subtitles to be used for much of what he says in Viva La Bam. Even then, much of his dialogue is either gibberish or unintelligible. He has partial sight in one eye and makes no secret of his love for the female form, particularly breasts. Bam's friend, HIM singer Ville Valo, used to use the nickname "Don Vitto" which Bam borrowed to refer to his uncle Vince. It comes from the Finnish swearword "vittu", meaning "vagina".

As a result of the arrest, the stunts involving Don Vito were removed from the theatrical release of Jackass 2, but several stunts were briefly shown in previews leading up to his arrest. Due to the nature of the charges, he was also declared unwelcome among the Jackass cast and crew.

Margera was charged with three counts of sexual assault on a child and if convicted could face up to six years in prison. MARGERA will appear in court on March 5 (07), but is currently free on $50,000 bail.

Bam Margera's 'Unholy Union'

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The former 'Jackass', Bam Margera, is joining the ranks of celebs wed on TV, tonight on MTV in 'Bam's Unholy Union'. He is marrying Missy Rothstein, who he describes as "a Pennsylvania girl who has no desire to be an actor." He thinks that that may be the difference between his marriage and so many others that have gone the Hollywood route, and ended in divorce.

He tells the New York Daily News, "When a celebrity and another celebrity try to make it work, it usually winds up in a divorce because they're too busy doing their own thing.

"Not to mention their 'thing' consists of frenching other people in movies. I don't care if you're an actor, people get jealous."

Hopefully the Margera's won't fall victim to "the reality show curse," which many believe was the cause of failed unions such as Nick and Jessica, Travis and Shanna, all of 'The Bachelor' couples, and Dave and Carmen, just to name a few.